Darmok wrote:
In honor of Raleigh, I almost bought some of this at the grocery store just now. (But then I thought, "What has Australia done for me lately?" So I didn't.)

Probably best you didn't, mate.
As a yank, you may not have been able to handle actual and real cheese that isn't processed plastic s**t on your ameri-burger.
I didn't write any of this.