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He did not want people to see the lewd photo of Joséphine he was looking at on his smartphone.

Who is responsible for all of the craters on the Moon?!

A one-legged giant from Phobos with s wooden leg.

Where are the Islets of Langerhans?

They're within the Tunisian Archipelagos located in the South China Sea.

Why is tobacco unhealthy?

Because it is cultivated from the worselands of Nebralaska.

What is the religious significance of Knockwurst among meat enthusiasts?

In Ásatrúism Oden used the Holy Knockwurst to lure Fenrir across the Bifrost to pee in Grendel's Cheerios.

Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

Nono



What were bed bugs doing before beds were invented?

They were lawyers and used car salesmen.

Why are lemons sour?

To prevent bolshevik ballerinas from invading Calgary with their infamous Fiat Punto-towed anti-Calgary artillery. Such lemon inserted into cannon enters a chemical reaction with HEAC (High-Explosive Anti-Calgary) round inside it which results in quick release of hydrogen, making the artillery shot backwards.

Why bolshevik ballerinas would want Calgary in particular, though?

They wanted to release all the hostriches and guerilla's from the Zoo.

Is it true that smackhead is moving ?

No that's just an urban legend.

What animal makes this sound?
"Doinky doinky doinky!"

A table.

What's the second best ice cream flavor?

Eau de Yak Urine

Why don't men cry?

Because there's a very expensive toll booth in our tear ducts that our tear drops are not willing to pay.

Why couldn't the Russians put a bear on the moon?

Because they believe that sending bears to the moon may piss the Big Dipper off.

What would the Little Dipper react if Russians could and did put bears on the moon?

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

It would exclame "Oh my stars, I can't bear it!".

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because a KFC restaurant is on the other side.

How popular is Kentucky Fried Corn?