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28 Oct 2019, 10:49 am
There's always a bigger predator.
28 Oct 2019, 7:06 pm
Darmok wrote:
There's always a bigger predator.
Love the pikky .
28 Oct 2019, 7:09 pm
28 Oct 2019, 11:48 pm
29 Oct 2019, 12:51 am
29 Oct 2019, 3:16 am
EzraS wrote:
Once upon a time in an old west saloon.
There was a dog that hung around mooching scraps from customers.
The bartender finally got sick of the dog mooching around.
He said "get out and stay out, you mangy mutt" and shot the dog in the foot with a pellet gun.
The dog ran off howling and didn't come back.
But then a year later the dog returned.
He looked big and mean as he strode through the bat wing doors back into the saloon.
The bartender looked up and asked "what are you doing here?"
The dog looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
There was a dog that hung around mooching scraps from customers.
The bartender finally got sick of the dog mooching around.
He said "get out and stay out, you mangy mutt" and shot the dog in the foot with a pellet gun.
The dog ran off howling and didn't come back.
But then a year later the dog returned.
He looked big and mean as he strode through the bat wing doors back into the saloon.
The bartender looked up and asked "what are you doing here?"
The dog looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
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