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29 Oct 2019, 9:14 pm

I feel it, sister.

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29 Oct 2019, 9:49 pm

EzraS wrote:
A duck walked into a drug store.

The person at the counter said "how may I help you?"

The duck said "do you have any chapstick?

The person at the counter said "why yes, we do, would you like one?"

The duck said "yes please"

The person at the counter got the chapstick and then asked the duck "how will you be paying for this?"

The duck said "just put it on my bill".


Serioudly , this sounds Quackerz


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29 Oct 2019, 11:48 pm

I'm staying on this thread this week. Some ancient ghoul is on the way out & trying to ruin the remaining party in the process.

***hugs for the real homies***


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30 Oct 2019, 12:07 am

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30 Oct 2019, 12:14 am

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Ah, one of the notorious Spurge sisters, Myrtle, Ethel, and Edith. Nobody ever liked them.


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30 Oct 2019, 12:33 am

the cover is blown, kermit was jb peterson all the time, or is it the other way?



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30 Oct 2019, 1:58 am

A cat walks into a dentist office.

The cat is holding its paw up its mouth in obvious pain.

The receptionist says "how may I help you?"

The cat says "my name is Frisky, I have a 10:30 appointment".

The receptionist says "please have a seat until your name is called"

The cat's name is called and is taken into the dentist office and the cat gets into the chair.

The dentist comes in and examines the cat's teeth.

The dentist says "you have a cavity in your canine tooth.

The cat has an identity crisis.



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30 Oct 2019, 7:29 am

cberg wrote:
I'm staying on this thread this week. Some ancient ghoul is on the way out & trying to ruin the remaining party in the process.

***hugs for the real homies***


Music to my eyes.

Hugs back at yer.



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30 Oct 2019, 7:51 am

Thank you Ezzy for posting that Doors link.

I am so poo at these things.

I really need to learn how to be proficient at this.

There are photos I want to put on here but I forgot how to do it.

Old brains learn new tricks slowly.



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30 Oct 2019, 12:34 pm

^Pictures off the internet or proper photos that you've taken? I can explain the first but don't know how to do the second.



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30 Oct 2019, 12:57 pm

Say, Ms. Fluffy, you aren't related to the notorious international financier George Saurus, are you?


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30 Oct 2019, 4:07 pm

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^No, my family are all petty criminals.

I knew you wuz good people. :thumright:


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30 Oct 2019, 4:27 pm

EzraS wrote:
A cat walks into a dentist office.

The cat is holding its paw up its mouth in obvious pain.

The receptionist says "how may I help you?"

The cat says "my name is Frisky, I have a 10:30 appointment".

The receptionist says "please have a seat until your name is called"

The cat's name is called and is taken into the dentist office and the cat gets into the chair.

The dentist comes in and examines the cat's teeth.

The dentist says "you have a cavity in your canine tooth.

The cat has an identity crisis.
:D :D :D


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30 Oct 2019, 4:39 pm

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^No, my family are all petty criminals.

OMG mine too!! ! :D



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30 Oct 2019, 5:05 pm

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^Pictures off the internet or proper photos that you've taken? I can explain the first but don't know how to do the second.


Thanks Fluffs, I have had an offer and I need a bit more help with proper photos too.

Very kind of you to offer though.