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30 Oct 2019, 5:51 pm
TW1ZTY wrote:
fluffysaurus wrote:
^No, my family are all petty criminals.
OMG mine too!! !
Me three.
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30 Oct 2019, 7:12 pm
cberg wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
fluffysaurus wrote:
^No, my family are all petty criminals.
OMG mine too!! !
Me three.
Some of us not so blessed ..and not so petty .Sighes ..hoping karma or authorities comes through.
30 Oct 2019, 7:38 pm
I was mostly joking. 
WP conditions of late have been eerily reminiscent of some very tough times in my own life.
Here's a video of some helpful robots.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
30 Oct 2019, 8:43 pm
Jakki wrote:
EzraS wrote:
A cat walks into a dentist office.
The cat is holding its paw up its mouth in obvious pain.
The receptionist says "how may I help you?"
The cat says "my name is Frisky, I have a 10:30 appointment".
The receptionist says "please have a seat until your name is called"
The cat's name is called and is taken into the dentist office and the cat gets into the chair.
The dentist comes in and examines the cat's teeth.
The dentist says "you have a cavity in your canine tooth.
The cat has an identity crisis.
The cat is holding its paw up its mouth in obvious pain.
The receptionist says "how may I help you?"
The cat says "my name is Frisky, I have a 10:30 appointment".
The receptionist says "please have a seat until your name is called"
The cat's name is called and is taken into the dentist office and the cat gets into the chair.
The dentist comes in and examines the cat's teeth.
The dentist says "you have a cavity in your canine tooth.
The cat has an identity crisis.
Thank you. The first two I told I learned from my grandpa. But I made up the cat one all by myself.
30 Oct 2019, 8:47 pm
30 Oct 2019, 9:02 pm
EzraS wrote:
Jakki wrote:
EzraS wrote:
A cat walks into a dentist office.
The cat is holding its paw up its mouth in obvious pain.
The receptionist says "how may I help you?"
The cat says "my name is Frisky, I have a 10:30 appointment".
The receptionist says "please have a seat until your name is called"
The cat's name is called and is taken into the dentist office and the cat gets into the chair.
The dentist comes in and examines the cat's teeth.
The dentist says "you have a cavity in your canine tooth.
The cat has an identity crisis.
The cat is holding its paw up its mouth in obvious pain.
The receptionist says "how may I help you?"
The cat says "my name is Frisky, I have a 10:30 appointment".
The receptionist says "please have a seat until your name is called"
The cat's name is called and is taken into the dentist office and the cat gets into the chair.
The dentist comes in and examines the cat's teeth.
The dentist says "you have a cavity in your canine tooth.
The cat has an identity crisis.
Thank you. The first two I told I learned from my grandpa. But I made up the cat one all by myself.
Very well done...!
You grandpaw was a smart one ,, loves the humour.
30 Oct 2019, 9:40 pm
CockneyRebel
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31 Oct 2019, 12:11 am
31 Oct 2019, 7:25 am
CockneyRebel wrote:
I had a very sweet birthday. I don't feel any older, though.
Happy birthday sweet pea
31 Oct 2019, 7:45 am
CockneyRebel wrote:
I had a very sweet birthday. I don't feel any older, though.
31 Oct 2019, 7:50 am
31 Oct 2019, 8:19 am
Sphynx cat would like to know what exactly is going on around here.
31 Oct 2019, 8:29 am
31 Oct 2019, 8:30 am
Darmok wrote:
Sphynx cat would like to know what exactly is going on around here.
Aw he looks so cute and cuddly.
31 Oct 2019, 8:50 am
EzraS wrote:
Who knew that sweet pea cakes were a thing.
31 Oct 2019, 10:26 am
