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You commissioned the creation of the Johnson pie!

May Kevinjh be hired as C.M.O.T Dibbler's taste-tester for his new recipes.

Sylkat

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I hate you, you malevolent bastard! You are a disgrace to humanity!

...no just kidding, I'm cool with you.

You make the Librarian look like Vetinari.

You are just jealous of The Librarian because he has more books than you.

Sylkat

You make Rincewind seem as magical as Coin!

Know what?

<pretending you answered "what">

Chicken butt.

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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.

The link to the forum is http://www.rightplanet.proboards.com

He IS magical, silly!

After all, his hat is labeled 'Wizzerd', and that's how you know.

Sylkat

You make re-annual wine and forget to plant it the next year!

The last time you served YOUR homemade wine, all your guests got Athlete's Foot. On their tonsils. Guess no one told you to wash your feet before stomping the grapes.

Sylkat

Hwhat? Your artwork is literalleah priceless!

Dear Kevin, the most expensive contemporary work of art is valued at £50000000.
It is called 'For The Love Of God', by the artist Demian Hirst and was my wallpaper on the computer where I work until about a week ago!
Are you psychic?

Sylkat

But of course! Do I not answer questions before they are asked? Not applicable!

Kevinjh does indeed answer questions before the questions are asked, and his answers are exquisitely rude. Insolubly obtuse. Inscrutably mysterious. And smug.

Sylkat

You sir, are a doorknob. And an Electric Guitar! And don't get me started on your Cookie Monster Hat ways!

~snaps fingers in a Z formation~