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19 Dec 2006, 10:00 pm

A butterfly that eats creatures.



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19 Dec 2006, 10:01 pm

A killer bus.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:05 pm

A boring white guy in a grey wig.



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19 Dec 2006, 10:18 pm

The sound of one hand clapping.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:21 pm

A roadmap to nowhere.



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19 Dec 2006, 10:22 pm

A gift certificate to the Used Tampon Outlet Store.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:26 pm

hilary duff:most wanted


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19 Dec 2006, 10:27 pm

18 hours of non-stop duck duck goose action.



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19 Dec 2006, 10:28 pm

The same, only you are the goose for all 18 hours.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:31 pm

A real, live pet pteranodon that is always hungry.



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19 Dec 2006, 10:34 pm

a trip to the near end of the cretaceous period


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19 Dec 2006, 10:35 pm

A job as an Olive Garden Hostess.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:35 pm

I wig crawling with fleas.



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19 Dec 2006, 10:37 pm

A DUI.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:39 pm

Several gallons of vintage lead paint.



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19 Dec 2006, 10:40 pm

a barbie doll


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