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18 Jul 2025, 8:57 pm

His Apollo 11 moon landing footage getting a golden globe award.

What's the weirdest movie ever made?



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19 Jul 2025, 11:07 am

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What's the weirdest movie ever made?

That little movie, I can't remember what it's called. I only remember it was musical, and some singing "Let's go out to the lobby. Let's go out to the lobby." It was maybe called Intermezzo or maybe Submission? It was a short. Wait! I know what it was called! Eleventy.

If I flip a coin, and lose a LOT of money in a bet, can I legally make a claim against me in an alternate universe?
I now have a lot of gambling debt. Two headed coin my ass. Why did I pick tails? It's that bastard in the alternate universe. I bet he called heads. So can I make a claim against him?



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19 Jul 2025, 12:07 pm

Of course you can make a claim against him! Fill out a Form Eleventy and mail it to Post Office Box Eleventy.
There is a fee of eleventy dollars.

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19 Jul 2025, 12:27 pm

It sprouts mechanical legs, marches to the nearest basement, then begins drawing maps of dungeons.

Why does advertising lie to me?


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23 Jul 2025, 12:56 pm

Aspiegaming wrote:
Why does advertising lie to me?

Advertising never lied to anyone. We misinterpreted what the advertisers were trying to say.

When I closed my refrigerator door, do the characters from the shows I watch raid it when I turn off the television?



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23 Jul 2025, 2:35 pm

No, the condiments from an armed militia to keep that from happening.

Why didn't they make flatscreen TVs to begin with?



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23 Jul 2025, 4:09 pm

To reduce TV size a bit (and so save money on case manufacturing) yet retain it's marketed screen size.

How you'd do a campfire and cook some fish, if all you had was expired margarine, chloroform teddy bear, OnePlus 3T smartphone and a Panzergranate 39 armour-piercing shell?


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25 Jul 2025, 5:03 am

I'd trade them all in for a Bic lighter.

Why is it against the law to drive a car on the sidewalk?



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25 Jul 2025, 6:59 am

Because the sidewalk is lava.

Count to three.


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25 Jul 2025, 12:23 pm

Aspiegaming wrote:
Count to three.


This is easy.

One
One point one
One point two
One point three
One point four
One point four
Damn it.

Brad Pitt, William Shakespeare, or Walter Cronkite?