so at a queer rights campain group last thursday one of the people there mentioned that they had been elected to uni of sydneys student rep council. the ticket they were on was the Pokemon Liberation Front. this is their policy statement:
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It is time for a change.
Pokemon have long been the most
oppressed group in society; they are
tortured by tacky music, sadistic ten
year olds with bad hats and hordes of
imperialists.
We must overthrow the capitalist scum
who torment our pokemon friends, we
must rise up and fight them!
We in the Pokemon Liberation Front
plan to march on Dr Oak’s lab and
wreak destruction upon his foul and
materialistic domination upon the
Pokemon proletariat.
We shall liberate the slave ring of
Chanseys who are abused by the health
care system.
We believe in a fair trade Pokemon
health system!
Liberate Chanseys!
We urge you to join in a mass coalition
of students, workers and residents and
smash the Pokemon Master tories and
the exploitative Nurse Joys.
Prepare for Trouble!
And Make it Double!
VOTE 1 for POKEMON LIBERATION
FRONT for SRC!
and this is his curriculum vitae:
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• Pokemon Master 2000 – 2004
• Member of Pokemon Alterative 2005
– current
• Has a bulbasaur hoodie 2012
the picture of him was funny too. he's in the most awkward position and wearing a wonder woman t-shirt at some kind of nerd convention. it should be noted though that he didnt get in on the PLF ticket- he was running on a more serious one. but the PLF beat so many others on its own, without anybody campaining for it. there are many people out there who care about the plight of pokemon.