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This is the latest street food item suspected of causing the coronavirus

Yes, but think how good that would be in a pie crust ...

It needs a loving home in our tummies.

Is anybody else hearing Morse Code?

Practicing my gourmet cooking skills

Well if it isn't Old Croc himself.

Employee of the Month.

Another Friday night, another neighborhood stabbing spree.

Liz, look, I gotta tell you something. This is going to be something hard to hear, but you deserve to hear it. This isn't something I should keep from you. I know when we have sex, it's the the most wonderful feeling in the world for you. I'm really happy about that. But the thing is, I haven't been completely honest with you. I don't actually have the stamina of a champion. It's just that I...well, I can't cum. It all started about two years ago. I decided to try out a new fetish, and I was just so lonely that I...I f****d the cat. That's right, Garfield and I were in an intimate relationship. The things that cat can do to a cock are one of the few marvels of the universe. Well, one day he told me that he wanted to try something new. Being the curious chap that I am, I had to say yes. So Garfield tied me down, and what followed can only be described as the best pain I have ever felt. Garfield put me through the very definition of cock and ball torture. He punched, scratched and but my balls until they were numb. It was incredible. I had to do it again. The next day, I asked Garfield to torture my sack, and he quickly obliged. It became a routine thing. Every day, I would get home and strip down, and Garfield would go to town on my itty bitty ballsack. Well, one day a few months in, he just couldn't get me to nut. He tried everything. he even utilized the sacred grapefruit technique, but to no avail. From that day forth, I have been absolutely unable to cum. I'm sorry, Liz. I hope this doesn't cause any problems between us

I have small binoculars. But I never take them with me on nature walks. I should do so.

OMG, the Russians knocked out my Internet connection for the last 12 hours. Has anything happened?

^ nothing you need concern yourself with.
Regards, the KGB