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05 Mar 2020, 3:32 am

^ Yeah: what’s the point of a spell-check feature if it has the vocabulary of a five-year old? :roll:

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05 Mar 2020, 3:40 am

add to dictionary.

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05 Mar 2020, 8:22 am

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I have a fever of 100.2....

...I feel awful.

...thanks. In one sense my symptoms are not that bad. minor respiratory. no nasal. no nausea. But stiff, achy and tired. Low grade fever.

^ posted jan 03.

If that had happened a few weeks later it would be 'oh no! Ima gonna die!' And my family would have sealed me in my room for a month.

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05 Mar 2020, 8:27 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Darmok wrote:

BULLETIN: The International Pie Rescue Association (IPRA) is pleased to report that earlier this evening we were able to save a large Lemon Pie from a future of abandonment and desolation. It has been given a good home where it will be properly loved. The IPRA continues to need your support! We do not discriminate with regard to race, creed, or filling, and accept donations in precious metals and all major currencies.

^ I'm pleased to report that its compatriot, a young and fresh lemon meringue pie, was safely recovered and rehomed through the almsgiving of Isabella et al. Film at 11.

I also have good news: today I liberated a Cheese Pasty from my local chip shop.
Solidarity for all pastries in their struggle against oppression! :salut:

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05 Mar 2020, 8:35 am

I freed a cream filled doughnut bar from its plexiglass cage yesterday. I felt very rewarded performing my good deed of giving it a new home.

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05 Mar 2020, 10:47 am

Um... I am in the middle of emancipating a croissant and a caramel chocolate macchiato drink that tastes like cake....

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05 Mar 2020, 1:26 pm

^^ We are now the world's fastest growing international movement. I predict Ezra will be the next Greta Thunberg.

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05 Mar 2020, 1:32 pm

Darmok wrote:

^^ We are now the world's fastest growing international movement. I predict Ezra will be the next Greta Thunberg.

Better practice steering a yacht whilst thoughtfully giving a warm home to an abandoned box of baklava Ezra.

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05 Mar 2020, 3:12 pm

To you dieters I say, do you know how many baked goods in need of rescue go stale while you watch your calories? How Dare You!

i am so jonesing for baklava now

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05 Mar 2020, 4:47 pm

EzraS wrote:

To you dieters I say, do you know how many baked goods in need of rescue go stale while you watch your calories? How Dare You!

Perfect. Once this virus thing blows over we'll fly you into Davos so you can shame the world's billionaires.

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05 Mar 2020, 9:58 pm

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05 Mar 2020, 10:15 pm

I face this problem every day.

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06 Mar 2020, 1:35 am

Got the jitters. I think the stress of pie rescuing is starting to get to me.

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06 Mar 2020, 3:56 am

Darmok wrote:

Got the jitters. I think the stress of pie rescuing is starting to get to me.

Maybe focusing on a light flan next would help calm your nerves?

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06 Mar 2020, 10:17 am

Darmok wrote:

Got the jitters. I think the stress of pie rescuing is starting to get to me.

Does coffee accompany those rescues?

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06 Mar 2020, 10:27 am

Darmok wrote:

I face this problem every day.

My brother Mustafa went to New Orleans a few weeks ago n consulted 2 different witches. He recorded it- he told them nothing except the first name.

For me they both said tell her to stop drinking coffee whenever she feels stressed

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