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fluffysaurus
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25 Mar 2020, 4:37 pm

Darmok wrote:

I'm all out of sausages.

I had sausages for dinner.

How are the pie rescues going? Are things tough at the moment?

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25 Mar 2020, 4:39 pm

My mom rescued a cherry pie last week, I was delighted to help give it a loving home.

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25 Mar 2020, 4:44 pm

Let's make a deal. ^^^ On the bridge at midnight.

Don't tell the dragon lady.

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25 Mar 2020, 4:45 pm

Is it possible to rescue a pie if you have brought it into being yourself?

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25 Mar 2020, 5:03 pm

^All pies count on this thread.

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25 Mar 2020, 5:08 pm

^^I shall be whistling the theme tune to Cagney and Lacey and wearing a top hat.

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25 Mar 2020, 5:27 pm

fluffysaurus wrote:

^All pies count on this thread.

All pies matter.

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25 Mar 2020, 5:32 pm

My mom sent me a joke of a matrimonial ad:
Woman with toilet rolls looking for man with hand sanitizer.

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25 Mar 2020, 5:44 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Willing to trade:

One 12 count package of three ply toilet roll for one can of kidney beans, or any dried legume.

Will stay six feet apart and set on the ground. No funny business.

I can offer some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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25 Mar 2020, 5:44 pm

#AllPiesMatter

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25 Mar 2020, 5:47 pm

Darmok wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Willing to trade:

One 12 count package of three ply toilet roll for one can of kidney beans, or any dried legume.

Will stay six feet apart and set on the ground. No funny business.

I can offer some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I'm only drinking water for another two weeks, but hide the beans by the lookout.
I have a pocket-sized hand sanitiser up for grabs.

Leave the pies at home where they're safe.

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25 Mar 2020, 6:34 pm

The Turkey Vultures were following me around when I was out for my walk. I hope they don't know something I don't know.