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You made me have a migraine! No, I am not inane. Neither am I insane!

Full of cytochromes and doesn't know what to do about it.

Now THAT is easy. It is called cyanide, and as expected, it is natural!

'Sparkling Cyanide' is a famous mystery novel; one of the classics, some think.
Of course, those who share that opinion are among the very few who actually read books from the Golden Age of Mystery, rather than badly- plotted sleep-inducing 'books' about gorgeous, lonely, love-starved dead teens.
Anne Rice did it SO much better.

Sylkat

You organ-grinder!

You hostile flea!

Sylkat

You meanie!

Absolutely NOT! I am timid and shy and you are picking on me and being a meanie and I may burst into tears at any moment.

Sylkat

*poke!*

Waaahhh!
Sob sob sob!
Boo hoo hoo!

Sylkat

Stop faking at get on your feet!

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No.
I'm emotionally scarred for life.
I deserve hot tea and tacos and ice cream to assuage my trauma.
You deserve to be assigned as Sergeant Angua's patrol partner during full moons.
Now I feel better!

Sylkat

You are a dwarf, you shorty!

Well that is stunningly absurd!
Dwarves are argumentative to the point of hostility, whereas I am sweet and timid and have never, ever disagreed with anyone, ever in my life!
I shall be sending a letter of recommendation to the Assassin's Guild, suggesting you for the next open post of sparring partner.

Sylkat

Not if I get there first with this commission!

You are such a liverwort!

Sylkat