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19 Dec 2006, 10:46 pm

A free amputation.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:48 pm

Barbecued bull testicles, an Argentine delicacy! 8O



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19 Dec 2006, 10:50 pm

A family of Argentines.


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19 Dec 2006, 10:55 pm

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19 Dec 2006, 11:12 pm

old cheese


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19 Dec 2006, 11:16 pm

Front row seats to the Dr.Phil show!! !!



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19 Dec 2006, 11:23 pm

i'd rather eat at the olive garden! you can quote me on that werbert.

a really bad haircut


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19 Dec 2006, 11:26 pm

Jerry Springer's tissue.



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19 Dec 2006, 11:47 pm

A Black Hole



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20 Dec 2006, 12:05 am

A burglar on Chistmas Eve dressed up in a Santa Claus suit who also likes red Routemaster buses.



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20 Dec 2006, 12:44 am

ouch. that is good.

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20 Dec 2006, 1:16 am

Liquid Spray Cat Vomit®


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20 Dec 2006, 2:14 am

death by nuclear winter.



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21 Dec 2006, 12:22 pm

Alan Jackson's "Holly, Jolly Christmas"

"Have a hawly, jawly Christmas. Et's th'bist tahm of the year!"


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21 Dec 2006, 1:10 pm

Diabetes



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21 Dec 2006, 6:08 pm

The dearance height of all London's bridges to be dropped to 3 meters