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17 Oct 2013, 5:49 pm

Dan: So I drove through the wall of a church, what is that, a crime all of a sudden?

Chris: Yeah. So is fleeing the scene, resisting arrest, and assaulting an officer. It was a busy Sunday for you.


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17 Oct 2013, 5:51 pm

"Thousands of dollars! And this beautiful car, all up for grabs in our brand new Winner's Big Money Game!"


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18 Oct 2013, 6:37 am

Toki Wartooth: I Toki. I slips in and out of diabetic coma. They should makes insulin-flavored candy. Whatever. Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.


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18 Oct 2013, 3:23 pm

"Somebody broke my menorah!"


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18 Oct 2013, 3:57 pm

Give me 100 beers. Exactly 100.


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18 Oct 2013, 4:33 pm

Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of, "Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?"

Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to milk.


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18 Oct 2013, 4:35 pm

WitchsCat wrote:
Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of, "Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?"

Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement by the adding of chocolate to milk.


:lol:

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?


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18 Oct 2013, 4:38 pm

Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.


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18 Oct 2013, 4:50 pm

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Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.


Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

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18 Oct 2013, 4:53 pm

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.-Aristotle


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18 Oct 2013, 8:11 pm

I love John Oliver. No homo, though.


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19 Oct 2013, 3:18 am

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19 Oct 2013, 9:33 am

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


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19 Oct 2013, 9:45 am

I'm only happy when it rains
I'm only happy when it's complicated
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains.



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19 Oct 2013, 5:16 pm

I am losin' my hair and it really is a pain
I find out every morning when I see the shower drain
But if you can see, it isn't quite for me
but at least I'm not quite as bald as Colin Moch-a-rie!


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19 Oct 2013, 5:42 pm

If you are one in a million, then there are 7,000 people in the world just like you.


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