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.....my bladder which required an extensive and pioneering surgery performed with.....

... the Snake*, a sophisticated surgical tool that automates most procedures, yet it still ...

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* Snake - a medical device from the story Fahrenheit 451

required an operator to push the start button. Except the operator was at the beach, counting sand grains...

So I grew tired of waiting and attempted to perform the surgery myself but instead of repairing my bladder, I .......

perforated my large intestine, which lead to peritonitis, which necessitated I turn myself into a cyborg in order to survive.

I decided to take advantage of my new Cyborg strength and immediately launched upon a "search and destroy" mission to eradicate that tech who was supposed to push the snake start button, but I was detained on my way out of the hospital by a .........

...DARK CHOCOLATE salesman, who had such fascinating varieties of DARK CHOCOLATE that cyborg Bland...

assimilated them all!! Muahhahahaha!! (I would, too!) Which, because of the unknown lasting effects of the surgeries anesthesia, caused...........

...these events to be phsycially known to Stephen King. However, he thought it was just an original idea of his and...

discarded it as inappropriate to make a book out of. Though...

...after he thought about it, he decided to make a book about it using his pen name, Richard Bachman's, pen name, which was...

Houston, we have Aspsession

completley unknown to the next author of the story. But...

...seeing as there is no pen name beyond Bachman and the next person is therefore expected to make a name up, King published the story as...

Burt Kinglemontliemanstien. This name was met with...

laughter and much mocking, which caused Burt Kinglemontliemanstien to pour his feelings out to music, which resulted in...

the greatest Jazz-Opera-Classical symphony ever composed...in fact one might say it was...