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06 Apr 2020, 1:31 am

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06 Apr 2020, 1:33 am

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I am out of pie.

Okay now it's a crisis.

Me tomorrow: "...and pie."

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06 Apr 2020, 1:57 am

Can anyone confirm?

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06 Apr 2020, 3:45 pm

Went shopping, went to pay, no card. I should have known it was too good to be true when I found all the items I needed. Went home with naught.


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06 Apr 2020, 10:29 pm

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Went shopping, went to pay, no card. I should have known it was too good to be true when I found all the items I needed. Went home with naught.

Someone snapped your picture when you were out.

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06 Apr 2020, 11:48 pm

The trick is to whip it off in one quick movement and dispose of it all, before you go back in your house. ^


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07 Apr 2020, 1:44 am

^ So do you apply a layer of Vaseline before donning such garb to effect the smoothest of removals?



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07 Apr 2020, 2:16 am

Removals? Are you crazy? That would mean instant exposure and instant death.



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07 Apr 2020, 2:18 am

^ so I take it you’re both sleeping and bathing in your home-made hasmat?



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07 Apr 2020, 2:34 am

Went out today and got some fish tank cleaner and a bottle of quinine water (lemon flavor), so I'm ready for anything this virus can dish out.


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07 Apr 2020, 4:16 am

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^ so I take it you’re both sleeping and bathing in your home-made hasmat?


Bathing? Are you crazy? I read that Trump said tap water is full of coronavirus.



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07 Apr 2020, 4:17 am

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Went out today and got some fish tank cleaner and a bottle of quinine water (lemon flavor), so I'm ready for anything this virus can dish out.


I'm mixing mine with purple kool-aid.



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07 Apr 2020, 4:23 am

EzraS wrote:
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^ so I take it you’re both sleeping and bathing in your home-made hasmat?


Bathing? Are you crazy? I read that Trump said tap water is full of coronavirus.


Is that the same speech in which he is purported to have claimed it’s being spread by face masks?

I hear that if you mix some arsenic in with your Kool-Aid, Quinine and Fish Tank Cleanser it’s good against syphilis too.



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07 Apr 2020, 6:17 am

Darmok wrote:
Can anyone confirm?

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All these centuries and it hasn't had any kids?


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