What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I dreamed I was doing a speech for a Toastmasters contest. That was weird because contest season is nearly over.

I had dreams about dogs and cats, probably because I saw a show called "Too Cute."

Dreamt about trying and failing to do a precalculus question

I dreamt that my [late] dad appeared to me in a dream, he had pulled a bunch of hidden stuff out of the basement [not mine as I live in a tin can] somewhere that purportedly was my adult literature, and he was picking up this magazine and that book and this piece of paper and that one, and after regarding each, he said to me, "What is this $#!+ anyways?" and then he would ask me, "why do you have to act so GD gay?" then he picked up a poem about 2 men together, and just shook his head and glared at me. then the dream segued into something else but I only remember that part.

Dreamt that I watched someone playing billiards

She sunk all the balls in one shot

I dreamt that a series of acquaintances from years past, visited me in my tin can, but the strange thing was, it was somebody else's place I was living in as my own, a huge place with a bathroom the size of a public lavatory and a kitchen the size of a small apartment, but everything was covered in grime and I was profusely apologetic and embarrassed in front of my guests, who were understanding just the same.

I was having trouble in my dream last night with working out how to get into my car. I kept looking at lots of other cars to see how you were supposed to get in but I still couldn't work out how to get into mine. In retrospect that is perhaps not surprising as the thing that I thought was my car was in fact a small white pill that I was holding in my hand. Eventually I tried putting the pill/car down on the road and sitting on it to see if that would work. It didn't and I just sat there in the road feeling totally baffled. I woke up at that point which was a pity as I would like to have known what happened next.

Dreamt that an unfamiliar small child had the nerve to tell me that I was a (girl)

(Gender identity disorder dreams plummetted since 14 years ago, when started Gender therapy in homophobic San Diego. Doesn't feel like a long time ago)

Dreamt about getting in two car crashes in one week

i dreamt i was in some strange fancy private hospital, a huge place, i was in a conference room and i noticed an ornate portable audio cassette recorder on a table, it was gilt in gold and crystal, and when i picked it up and hit the play button, i heard [on the recording] a WP member talking trash about me, i rewound it and listened to it again to make sure it was this person, a clear violation of employee confidentiality as this person was a medical professional and this person was saying this trash about me to other lower-ranking employees. so i searched for the nursing supervisor to drop a dime on this employee, when i met the supervisor i played the tape for her and she heard the trash talking and indicated that this person would be dealt with, then the supervisor disappeared all of a sudden, and i searched for her in other conference rooms where i found other employees on their lunch breaks, and then i noticed i forgot to bring the tape recorder along so i went back to get it and when i found it i noticed it had been tampered with, somebody tried to erase over the audio but only were able to flip the tape over. i eventually found the audio segment in question, then an assistant to the nursing supervisor came and got me, and as we went to her office, i awoke.

Dreamt watching about a stranger reaching through a hole in a stranger's pants

More dreams about cats

Warning: Violent Content! Reader Discretion Is Strongly Advised!

I was dreaming that my sister and I were at a job fair talking to potential employers who have places in Portland, regardless if they based in Portland or not.

We walked around the job fair and approached a table where a large group was gathered. The group was gathered around what appeared to a large tunnel that was about to explode and had forced several people into it.

The person talking about the tunnel was none other than our mom, who had a large suitcase next to her. My sister and I saw our mother and tried to take the suitcase from her. She took a gun from the pocket of her blouse and began shooting everyone at point blank range.

The dream ended with our mom killing me and my sister and making it look like a mass suicide. However, our late father appeared dressed as a commercial airline pilot, took his own gun, and killed our mother. He brought my sister and I back to life along with those who were shot, took care of our injuries, and disappeared without saying anything.

However, during the shooting sequence, our mother was singing (of all songs) this: