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12 Apr 2020, 3:21 am

The Civil War began ten minutes from now, in 1861.

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12 Apr 2020, 6:49 am

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All four judges award a 10/10.

It took 872 takes to get that.

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12 Apr 2020, 6:52 am

Darmok wrote:

The Civil War began ten minutes from now, in 1861.

Ha the civil war and my cousin share the same birthday.

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12 Apr 2020, 12:19 pm

I'm listening to an Inuit radio station talking about the Beatles.

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12 Apr 2020, 9:20 pm

Sweetleaf wrote:

I am thinking I should get an old school plague mask and wear that to the grocery store to clear people out so I can shop peacefully with y terrible horrifying plague mask. I mean even during this time I would not be opposed to buying at least one pack of toilet paper just to get us through the next month but is always already gone, I mean I guess we have no choice and must purchase a bidet if we want to continue to clean our asses after a poop. Because litterally every time we go to the store there is no toilet paper or paper towels. We are also going to have to get a bidet soon...to spray our asses clean after a s**t. Seems like an odd idea but maybe the s**t sprayer will feel ok..but with the toilet paper situation me and my boyfriend should probably get a bidet anyways.

Try different stores, and get there as early in the morning as you can. Our local grocery store usually is very short of paper product, but a Target superstore has reasonable supplies if you shop early. They limit you to one package, but I got a great big package of megarolls that will easily last us a couple weeks. I also have had luck ordering online but you have to try at all hours of the day or night or the online supply is sold out. Some stores don't even offer it online, but I think I scored at Amazon a couple of times by trying persistently.

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12 Apr 2020, 9:54 pm

Darmok wrote:

I'm listening to an Inuit radio station talking about the Beatles.

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12 Apr 2020, 10:54 pm

Local police radio: Officers being called to a disturbance in a two-family house. Dispatcher informs them that the house is known to contain crossbows.

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13 Apr 2020, 12:48 am

I just ate two muffins. I shouldn't have done that.

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13 Apr 2020, 1:12 am

Maybe it's not too late to put your finger down your throat.

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13 Apr 2020, 2:26 am

Southeast wind at 3:30 a.m. Lots of birds moving overnight.

https://birdcast.info/

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13 Apr 2020, 10:42 am

Temperature up over 60 just now. I guess there'll be no more cross-country skiing for me.

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