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I wish I had my own football helmet.

I have an appointment for a diagnosis in the end of January

Me, a diagnosed for me on Monday. That will finally give me some closure!

Sorry for all that shouting earlier...

Err....why are we meant to read topic 9 for this assignment? It should only be covering topics 1 to 3

Someone give me some hope!!

Oh f**k it, withdraw. This subject isn't compulsory. I have 6 subjects to choose from of which I have to do 3.

I've given up hope...for now...

news reporter: the body of a 1988 toyota camry sedan was discovered in swampland today by 2 bush walkers in the colo state forest. police were quick to attend the scene, and according to official reports, it appears that there are suspicious circumstances surrounding the discovery.
i have on the line, senior sergeant john smith who is heading the investigation. good afternoon senior sargeant smith

policeman: senior constable smith actually.
reporter: i am very sorry. i have documents that refer to you as "senior sargeant"
policeman: no. it's "senior constable smith"
reporter: so is it incorrect also that you are heading the investigation?
policeman: no it's not incorrect. i am a senior constable, not a senior sargeant.
reporter: are senior sargeants not sufficiently qualified to head investigations?
policeman: of course they are.
reporter: well if you are not a senior sargeant then how are you qualified to head the investigation?

policeman: yep.. well all i can say is that the deceased toyota has likely been deceased for more than 6 months according to our initial investigations. oil samples seem to indicate that this machine has not been operative for at least 6 months.

reporter: really? you can say that? from the status of a constable?

policeman: the position of the chassis indicates that it was dragged to it's resting place, so we strongly suspect that this was not the location of the death of the car.

reporter: do you think this is related to the sudden death of a brand new holden commodore in the prime ministers fleet last week?

policeman: we can not establish any connection at this stage.....but we are looking into it (sounds of media frenzy)...thankyou good afternoon.


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I'M SO LONELY!! !! !

[youtube]song in Team America: World Police was here - the one by a certain N Korean dictator - but was removed[/youtube]
(caution: swears in the clip)

Don't worry, EnglishJess. I feel like that too often.

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I feel sick.

The internet has become the new landscape of warfare in that now adware,malware,and hackings tend to be the way in which persons tend to create chaos or try bring down corporate or government institutions.. Personally I've had my own security intrusions over the years and therefore, always having to keep up on the latest information so as how to reduce my threat profile so to speak.. Well, not much else to say..

I am moving to L.A., come hell or high water.

I've lost three pounds in the last week, which makes me very, very happy.

Where do I get a protection order for me against my parents......