fluffysaurus wrote:
Darmok wrote:
Pie rescue accomplished!
Provide details. I live vicariously*, apple? mince? steak? what's happening?
*I spelt that right first time

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So I put on my mask and dark glasses and waited until just before closing time. Then I slipped into the store, down the vacant side aisle, and came up around the back of the pie counter. Two abandoned pies, lemon and raspberry, called out to me. I whisked them past the checkout with untraceable cash, and disappeared into the dark streets of the city.
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