Say something rude to the person above you

Page 387 of 977 [ 15625 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 384, 385, 386, 387, 388, 389, 390 ... 977  Next

Spiderpig
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Apr 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,893

05 Jun 2013, 2:16 pm

Definitely not, considering what they may drop onto your head.

—¿Cómo te llamas?
—Pepe Moco.
—¡Pues se te está cayendo el apellido!


_________________
The red lake has been forgotten. A dust devil stuns you long enough to shroud forever those last shards of wisdom. The breeze rocking this forlorn wasteland whispers in your ears, “Não resta mais que uma sombra”.


MjrMajorMajor
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jan 2012
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,814

05 Jun 2013, 2:35 pm

Image


You should worry more about under your feet. :P



Zodai
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Oct 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,023
Location: Walnut Creek/Concord, California

05 Jun 2013, 2:40 pm

BURN, BABY, BURN!


_________________
If you believe in anything, believe in yourself. Only then will your life remain your own.

Author/Writer


Murihiku
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jan 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,948
Location: Queensland

05 Jun 2013, 5:01 pm

Learn, baby, learn – you teenage delinquent!


_________________
It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


PsychoSarah
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Apr 2013
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,109
Location: The division between Sanity and Insanity

05 Jun 2013, 7:32 pm

So they don't grow up to fail like you?



Popsicle
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 31 May 2006
Age: 53
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,574

05 Jun 2013, 8:23 pm

PsychoSarah! Where the heck have you been? Mani pedis don't usually take that long.



MjrMajorMajor
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jan 2012
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,814

05 Jun 2013, 10:53 pm

What a frosty thread. No one has melted a bit. 8O



Shatbat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Feb 2012
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,791
Location: Where two great rivers meet

05 Jun 2013, 11:18 pm

Oh hi, Amber :P


_________________
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day. - Winston Churchill


MjrMajorMajor
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jan 2012
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,814

05 Jun 2013, 11:49 pm

A name can be a heavy burden, but I always manage. :wink:



Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

06 Jun 2013, 6:09 am

Amber is the only gem that floats.

So you can just float along merrily with Pennywise......have fun!


Sylkat :twisted:



syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 59
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

06 Jun 2013, 7:04 am

nope
you still couldn't understand it


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


Zodai
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Oct 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,023
Location: Walnut Creek/Concord, California

06 Jun 2013, 7:38 am

I do not comprehend.


_________________
If you believe in anything, believe in yourself. Only then will your life remain your own.

Author/Writer


MjrMajorMajor
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 Jan 2012
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,814

06 Jun 2013, 8:04 am

That's funny, I thought you knew it all... :geek:



PsychoSarah
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Apr 2013
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,109
Location: The division between Sanity and Insanity

06 Jun 2013, 8:59 am

^ Looks like you are trying to stretch out your mouth to give blow jobs.



danmac
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 22 Mar 2010
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,652
Location: chi town burbs

06 Jun 2013, 9:26 am

you should try it


_________________
everything is funny if your looking at it right


PsychoSarah
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Apr 2013
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,109
Location: The division between Sanity and Insanity

06 Jun 2013, 9:40 am

I do not plan on giving blow jobs. However, if I do, I think the "Asian schoolgirl" probably knows more about it than a person who doesn't have any sex organs.