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You tell me.

Same.

Yes you have fun. Me on the other hand...

Somebody wants fried chicken?

Yummy yes

What are you thinking right now

Theres nothing in my head except for the box labeled "Brain".

Same.

I'm thinking, who are the idiots trying to hijack this thread. If you don't like my answer, don't ask the question.

Why would you give someone a Darwin Award if they're dead??

Because those dead idiots have done more to eliminate a source of negative mutation than the ones who survive the behavior which got them nominated in the first place.

Are you still interested in bikini clad mid eastern girls?

I've stated many times, that I'm a Straight Female.

Why am I stuck in the 1960s and the Early 70s?

They look different written in binary.

Why am I in a strong (however very platonic) relationship with my AS Level Chemistry (see, I even capitalised it!) textbook?

Ah, exploring new dimensions of universal love.

How did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?

He had a few Beers, and he got so drunk, that he was laughing his Arse off.

What Profession should I get myself into?

BUS DRIVER!

What's the moon made of?

The moon is actually just craters and holes lined up so close together that they overlap sufficiently.


How far do you have to go to get to the future?

Two blocks ahead, turn right, turn left, left again, left again, and three blocks ahead.

How do time machines work?

I forgot to ask my furture self how they work. I was too busy asking me if I ever bagged Kate Beckinsale.

If you had a car that could do the speed of light, what would happen if you turned the headlights on??

You would go into reverse-time warp.

Does betroot make your pee red and why?

No because your pee is yellow and stays that way.

What's leftism?