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Would you like some of my belladonna tea?

Only if you will partake of my oleander salad.....

Sylkat

Then let us eat, drink, and be dreary!

Dear Kevin, It just occurred to me; we are being selfish, aren't we? We should offer some of our lovely meal to the authors of PIPA and that other Internet-controlling bill!

Sylkat

Yes, but of course! Before we leave, I need to prepare some bloat, "creamer," and arsenic, "sugar," Klatchian coffee, and plenty of scumble.

This is part of a meal we are preparing for the SOPA/PIPA people, yes?
I hope so, since I mixed some kitty litter into their Granola....


Sylkat

Why not be nice and invite the ACTA people too? I packed an extra bottle of Wow-Wow Sauce and some charcoal biscuits.

By all means, yes, we MUST invite the ACTA folks! For their first course I shall prepare my famous Moose Dung Chowder! They deserve no less!

Sylkat.

Of course, no meal would be complete without a little Clostridium botulinum mixed in!

I shall be preparing the napkins with a nice dab of l'huile de l'herbe à puce.

Dear Albirea, are you going to help us with our banquet for the SOPA/PIPA/ACTA idiots, er, uh, representatives?

If so, would you be interested in assisting me with my pan of Wombat Snot Gravy? Or do you have a particular speciality of your own that you would like to serve them?

Sylkat

Sylkat's dormouse looks potentially dangerous.

Sylkat

As the sad little bits gather themselves together and head out to the garage to look for the carpet shampooer, tiny voices call out,'Sorry'
White carpet?
With all those goats and mongooses running around loose in the house?

Sylkat

Dear Shrox, I thought you kept them so your dog would have something to 'herd'..isn't she a Sheltie?
Mine is a Chiweenie.
Sorry, forgot to be rude:
My dog is a Chiweenie, and is cuter than anyone else's dog.

Sylkat