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06 Apr 2015, 12:20 am

that makes about as much sense as "don't wash your dirty underwear in public." ;)



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06 Apr 2015, 12:45 am

Your beard looks like dusty cobwebs



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06 Apr 2015, 12:47 am

that makes about as much sense, as "eat cheese except on Thursdays after 5pm, while wearing a bad toupee." ;)



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06 Apr 2015, 1:14 am

You're worse at making insults than Lil Wayne is at playing guitar.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:16 am

you're about as unconventional as a chevy nova.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:17 am

You're about as liberal as Ted Cruz



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06 Apr 2015, 1:18 am

you're about as conservative as a soggy mattress.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:19 am

You're about as tough as a newborn kitten.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:33 am

you're about as soft as a prehistoric relic in the amber.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:35 am

If I had to rate your ability on a scale of one to ten, I'd give you a negative r.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:37 am

I would rate you as worthy of 3 peeps.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:43 am

Your singing is more dissonant than a middle school orchestra.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:50 am

your flatus is polyphonic.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:54 am

Your borborygmus is more cacophonic than a cackle of hyenas.



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06 Apr 2015, 1:59 am

your peristalsis has a stodgy rhythm that would make Lawrence welk jump out of his grave in sheer frustration.



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06 Apr 2015, 6:35 am

Your saliva doesn't digest the starch.