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01 Dec 2014, 5:01 pm

I want to sleep on my sofa tonight.


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03 Dec 2014, 4:29 pm

One minute you're sat in a circle with 20 other toddlers, drinking from a bottle and wetting your nappy.

The next minute you're 80 years old sat in a pub full of people, drinking from a bottle and wetting your nappy.

That's what you're training your kids for when you take them to the parent and toddler groups.

I think they call it the circle of life, or something like that anyway.


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03 Dec 2014, 4:46 pm

I'm gonna have to start closing my curtains at night.

That'll be a shock for the Bushlights across the road.


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03 Dec 2014, 7:46 pm

Straws trying on bras. I've got that quartermaster store song in my head.


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03 Dec 2014, 10:40 pm

It's amazing how everyone is freaking out about finals week, and I'm just sitting here all chill like I have nothing to do at all.


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05 Dec 2014, 1:06 pm

It's the middle of the afternoon and I'm at work but am thinking right now about how nice it would be to enjoy sipping a nice pour of whiskey.

oh well - maybe later

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06 Dec 2014, 2:29 pm

What would my theme music sound like? Maybe I should write it.



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06 Dec 2014, 3:54 pm

^ mine would sound something like this:
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i was volunteering this morning with my uncle downtown, cleaning the streets after the Christmas parade yesterday, picking up trash and whatnot. last time i saw a dead rat, none this time.
at around 9:30, some bloke (probably drunk) stumbled over and fell asleep right by the tool shed in an alleyway, on the damp, grimy concrete. last time i was there, it was covered in pink vomit.

the guy has his phone right behind him, and he's out cold so my uncle does the reasonable thing. he snatched the guys phone and starts fiddling with it, but it wouldn't turn on.

he says he'll give it back to him (i hope so)

but here's a reminder for you kiddies: never leave your phone unprotected whine you sleep, or my very own uncle will come and swipe it.


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07 Dec 2014, 2:41 pm

Not much.......... today has been a slow day for me.


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07 Dec 2014, 2:52 pm

hmm. wondering whether to pursue the idea of joining an autistic dating site..


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07 Dec 2014, 5:20 pm

Sometimes the world seems beautiful.



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07 Dec 2014, 5:38 pm

i believe i've finally got my uvular R down to a T. :D :D :D :D


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08 Dec 2014, 5:43 pm

Everything that doesn't exist should be just put under the heading "The non-existent", and have done with it.


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08 Dec 2014, 5:58 pm

Gratitude.



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08 Dec 2014, 8:15 pm

My neighbor has his guard dog out in front of his house. At first I thought, "good, he or she will bark at suspicious people and alert me to their presence." Unfortunately, the darned dog is suspicious of everything and barks all the time.


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09 Dec 2014, 12:20 am

I'm thinking about my future, and also my past. I haven't posted on WP in over a year.. but I'm not an active member anymore. Alot is on my mind I guess..