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Deluge88
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12 Jun 2013, 11:21 pm

don't act all aspie, that weird fabricated grin of yours is just a real one; you're shy.

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13 Jun 2013, 12:26 am

Deluge88, please do pick out an avatar that helps represent you in someway.

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13 Jun 2013, 2:46 am

Pushing you into the pool is definitely tempting

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There was a disturbing double yesterday, so I went back to a default. :mrgreen:

I’m surprised it isn’t a screamer

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13 Jun 2013, 4:48 am

Even small children would be tempted to push a rude snowman into the pool, then laugh as he melted. :lol:

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13 Jun 2013, 5:02 am

Sounds like something that you would do, just to make the water icy cold for the poor swimmers!

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13 Jun 2013, 6:46 am

I wonder if mice can swim? Not to worry, I'm sure Spiderpig will jump in and save you.... ooh, maybe not.

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13 Jun 2013, 8:00 am

Everyone floats in here. Don't you know this by now? :shameonyou:

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13 Jun 2013, 9:13 am

well you are just an air head so you are buoyantly neutral.

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13 Jun 2013, 10:07 am

robots sink, i'll throw you in first

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13 Jun 2013, 10:15 am

Eh, he's probably amphibious anyway. I think there's only one person here who can't paddle.

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13 Jun 2013, 10:20 am

A statue seems to fit the bill if you ask me. Oh, well, you said person!

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13 Jun 2013, 10:21 am

I'll paddle your behind

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13 Jun 2013, 10:29 am

danmac wrote:

robots sink, i'll throw you in first

i am completely waterproof. i am an environmental control robot, and i was designed to test whether the environment on a new planet was habitable by humans. i am the one who always has to go first into any environment that is questionable by humans,.

i am ostensibly expendable but not needlessly so. no one who owned me would ever immerse me in water. the robinsons never did. they knew i was not expendable despite their strained tolerance of my presence. i was a very important tool of investigation on that trip.

i am still lost in space but i feel quite at home now.

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13 Jun 2013, 2:35 pm

Too bad you're rusty after all this time...

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