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08 Feb 2022, 3:26 am

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If you had to share a prison cell with a homosexual rapist and mass murderer? (who took a liking to you. 8O )what would you do?

I'd crochet them some socks and a matching lampshade.


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08 Feb 2022, 3:28 am

theprisoner wrote:
If you had to share a prison cell with a homosexual rapist and mass murderer? (who took a liking to you. 8O )what would you do?


I spent years with a homosexual rapist.
Look how I am today.


same q


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08 Feb 2022, 3:29 am

if he liked me in the right way and wasn't totally beyond-the-pale psychopathic, i'd make a deal with him. if he transgressed, i can fight dirty also. uncle sam's army did teach me a few things...

if you had to choose between sharing a cell with ted Kaczynski or ted bundy, which'd it be?



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08 Feb 2022, 3:39 am

Kazcyznski. At least we could talk about Jacques Ellul.

Would you rather be a Jehovah's Witness or a census taker?



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08 Feb 2022, 3:42 am

I don't know who they are. ^^

Census taker.

My mother and my exbf did it. It looks kind of fun wearing a badge and all that.

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08 Feb 2022, 3:44 am

Census taker
Taking the census
Then I'd slip them a sneaky Watchtower. JK.

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08 Feb 2022, 3:46 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
I spent years with a homosexual rapist.
Look how I am today.

Looks like I've stumbled upon a can of worms.....slowly back off..

auntblabby wrote:
if he liked me in the right way and wasn't totally beyond-the-pale psychopathic, i'd make a deal with him. if he transgressed, i can fight dirty also. uncle sam's army did teach me a few things...


Shiv, while hes sleeping. (Might have to pretend to be compliant..ya know 'sun zu art of war'..."ssure...mr serial killer rapist....i'm like you too...i don't have any problem with any of that sir....".*slowly backs off,* into corner off room *sharpens end of toothbrush to a fine point.*

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if you had to choose between sharing a cell with ted Kaczynski or ted bundy, which'd it be?


Ted Kaczynski...he was disturbed, but along as you agreed with him ideologically. Not hard to do. ("yeah, sure...I hate technology, just like you, bro.") I don't think he'd be trouble. What's he gonna do, bomb the cell?

Bundy is straight up sociopath liar. Dangerous. Even if he was into girls. He still probably slit your throat without blinking, if you upset him, angered him.

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Would you rather be a Jehovah's Witness or a census taker?



Jehovas witness. I guess.... there's some comradery there. A purpose. A mission.
Census...wouldn't that get monotonous.
Atleast as a jehova, you could talk about exciting things like..armegeddon, and death of the unbelievers. Satans army fighting Jesus in end of days.
Fun things like that.


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08 Feb 2022, 3:49 am

I just read this whole response from Prisoner thinking it was Raleigh ^.
I was really, really confused.
It really didn't sound like you.
Raleigh you're keeping me up very late with your job.
That's something to consider.
I'm sleep deprived.
You must be, too.
But then neither of us sleep anyway.
A can of worms indeed.

Someone ask a question while I sedate myself.


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08 Feb 2022, 3:54 am

I've begun formatting some of my post Raliegh style.
It's quite a good format.
I like it.
I slip into it naturally now.
Maybe that's where the confusion may be.
That and insomnia.

Do you believe it is right to tranquilize and tag wild animals for scientific purpose?


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08 Feb 2022, 3:55 am

^^ sorry, my cumquat.

What's the orbital velocity of the moon?


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08 Feb 2022, 3:58 am

No I saw Raleigh's name on the thread.
When I clicked it, you had just replied.
Yes the style is very economical.
It's good when I'm transitioning to never-never land.
Oh btw Raleigh I had a really jellyfishious dream about you last night.
Too bad I can't remember it all. Just the vibe.

Animals - I get really upset by the shark tagging.
I don't know what other tagging occurs.
I like to hope there's an ethical purpose for it though.

The orbital velocity is my left nut.

What how strong is your thrust capacitor?


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08 Feb 2022, 4:00 am

theprisoner wrote:
Bundy is straight up sociopath liar. Dangerous. Even if he was into girls.


Technically he was into corpses :D



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08 Feb 2022, 4:01 am

HighLlama wrote:
theprisoner wrote:
Bundy is straight up sociopath liar. Dangerous. Even if he was into girls.


Technically he was into corpses :D


Sounds like a righteous dude.


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08 Feb 2022, 4:02 am

theprisoner wrote:
I've begun formatting some of my post Raliegh style.
It's quite a good format.


IKR
Succinct
Yet wtf


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08 Feb 2022, 4:08 am

* searches for Google Image of a svelte trophy I can award to you *

The Perfect Form Award
Raleigh Gee Bally
Office Accessory and Rat Tail Puller
Keeper of Fine Cumquats
2022


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08 Feb 2022, 4:09 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
What how strong is your thrust capacitor?


Seriously, my thrust capacity is quite good.
Even when escape velocity reached
Xperiencing lift off gets you so high.
You can really feel those g spot forces.


I was an assistant rocketman at NASA UK. :nerdy:
Before I quit my job. After 3 weeks.


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