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and your wee wee

but not that wee wee

I just stumbled upon this poem generator: LMAO

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Perspiration is close,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
A pole is greasy,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
A while is short,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
The rod is bloodshot,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
Your scalp is itchy,
And so are your arms.

Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
Your air is stale,
And so is your smile.

^ it's like it knows me intimately.

^

I found the poem generator, but I suck at filling in the words. Lol.

For My Saucy Lightning

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The tongue is saucy,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
The nail is rusty,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
Flowers are beautiful,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
My sunlight is dazzling,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
Hours are long,
And so are your arms.

Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
The teeth is pearly,
And so is your smile.

A lightning is beautiful,
Just like you.

((( The teeth is pearly )))

I love you Raleigh

I tried to be more funny when I made mine - no offence of course.

I tried a limerick

A Lass Called Bella
A Limerick by rally

There once was a lass from australia.
She said, "See the great azalea!"
Her name was bella.
She found the corella.
And she couldn't resist the patella.

There once was a bogan named Rolly
Who liked to smoke him some molly
He lit up a bong
And sang a rude song
While Bella rode on his wally

and yes, I've ingested a lot of cough syrup tonight ^

^

A Man Called Doof
A Limerick by rally

There once was a old man who lurked.
He liked posting and he overworked.
It was rather unseen,
But not quite adenine
He just couldn't say no to the irked.

There once was a young lass named Isa
Who came to Australia for pizza
She scoffed the rumballs
Then climbed up the walls
To avoid an enormous mosquita

sdfsdfs ^^ and ^

Story of my life:

There once was a boyfriend named 2
Who never knew quite what to do
He wanted a slap
but came down with the clap
While stumbling around in my shoe