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04 Jan 2022, 11:54 pm

There was a young lass who asked why
Are these men all living a lie?
Should have seen the red flags
A collection of fags
At least they could have been bi?

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05 Jan 2022, 12:00 am

There was so much truth to your rhyme
I snorted and laughed every time
You know what to say
Because they were all gay
And your eloquence is quite sublime

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05 Jan 2022, 12:04 am

I'm sorry to stab to the heart
Your character taken apart
Though it sure is the truth
It's still quite uncouth
To mention you're really a tart.

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05 Jan 2022, 12:08 am

The limericks now should be canned
The fire doesn't need to be fanned
Although this is fun
And we've had a good run
I'm really afraid we'll be banned

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05 Jan 2022, 12:11 am

You're just such a pig and a whore
Your humour is rarely a bore
You cut to the chase
Lapping grease with your face
And leaving us all wanting more

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05 Jan 2022, 12:12 am

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05 Jan 2022, 12:15 am

What a lot of people don't really know
Is when I start I just go and go
I don't have a limit
It's annoying now, innit?
A need a rider to tell me, "now whoa!"

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05 Jan 2022, 12:19 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Is that...my sister in law?

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05 Jan 2022, 12:21 am

The rider must tell you to stop
Unless to the floor she can drop
Her grunts have been heard
With each passing word
Now all she can say is Kerplop!

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05 Jan 2022, 12:27 am

Raleigh wrote:

Is that...my sister in law?

Whoops, sorry! :oops:

I stole one of her wedding pictures when I was catsitting Bruce.

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05 Jan 2022, 12:28 am

On an unrelated note...

I feel like hummus. :scratch:

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05 Jan 2022, 12:30 am

I feel like silk.

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05 Jan 2022, 12:31 am

The challenge of rhyming with hummus
Perhaps threatens to overcome us
But we will prevail
We really won't fail
Because oh damn it all, hummus! :skull:

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05 Jan 2022, 12:32 am

Bummus.

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05 Jan 2022, 12:35 am

Now I really must say farewell
What? No chick peas? f*****g hell
And no coriander
I just took a gander
Oh well. Good night. Sleep well.

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05 Jan 2022, 12:37 am

There once was a bloke who craved hummus
He thought that his willy would stun us
We fell to our knees
As he wiped off the cheese
From his head tho' he tried to impress us

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