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I had a major meltdown in a smaller venue, when I couldn't find my chick peas.

Good night, and God save America.

I'm putting the last rhyme in a PM
Nsfwp.

Do ferrits eat hummus?

Oh so this is rhyme thread now...I call it an ode to this wacko site. A rundown of sorts.


A well educated lady, of means and taste, her named is issabella
probably at risk of losing her taste, meanwhile there is a fella,
thats quite peculiar, not sure if hails from springfeild or germany
but hes no homer, no doubt wants to be a gwen stefani
then theres a not so krafty one, who hails from new york city
defying the odds, short in stature, but shows no self pity
married,i think for 40 years, a job in the big apple
always ready to show a kind word, and set a good example
theres a gal named baby bird, she is quite the racy bird
she likes to banter, is 'adult entertainer,' apparently ive heard
she can be a [female part] sometimes, if you cross her,
despite her line of work, ive never came across her
then theres jamesy , simple, but quite the adventurer
always getting ignored, insulted, even by toothless womans, but i shouldn't mention her
to be continued...lol..maybe

*written with sympathy for the devil melody in mind.* Picture Mick Jagger

Then there an empire of funerals,who dreams of redistribution
of economic wealth, and maybe a reformation of the constitution
then there's a rally, dont really know how organized, hes not much around
seems to be held in Australia, and his ticker makes a peculiar sound
then theres cornflake, the top dog, always in the right around here
dont step into his yard, his bark worse than his bite, so dont fear
then theres is a prisoner,a bright blazing if enigmatic spirit
in his cell, hes quite free, turn from light to darkness in a minute
then there is aghogday, inspired master poet extraordinaire
dances on fire until the end, little minds might think he's 'not all there'
then there's fnord, a rational and reasoned man, 5th percentile, hes high iq
but for some reason hes on the gospel plan, ya can never tell what people gonna do
then theres a lady by the name of joe, who misses her mother quite bad
i hope she not feeling too low, once contemplated suicide, she felt quite sad
to be continued....

If i didn't mention you, i'm sure i'll get around too it. I have a semi-computer like mind. My memories good. I guess i'm just feeling super lyrical today.

I shall be
A reformed rally today
Save some baby ducklings
Spew forth goodness and cheer
Wipe my shiny arse
Front to back

And good morning to you all

( * blushes also * )

Good luck with the ducks
And the wiping away
of all that has gone assunder

(ass under....hmmmnn)


you'll never find another love
theres no ifs and or butts
love is a hurtin thing
walking down tobacco road
the road is tuff, the going gets ruff
looking out for lou rawls
feeling shattered

Speaking of ass under
Ass over?
Arse.
I need to start work on my composting toilet.
With a urine diverter.
Some are not best pleased about this.
p*****s.

New theme song:

Any fallen madonna's around here?