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Sylkat
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18 Jun 2013, 6:15 pm

Actually, I like to do the backstroke when I swim through your Borscht.

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19 Jun 2013, 7:23 am

I like to close the lid on pots with dormice swimming in them.

Rodents taste great boiled.

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19 Jun 2013, 7:57 am

That's if someone doesn't grind you into pesto first. :wink:

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19 Jun 2013, 5:18 pm

Lavender Fern Pesto?

Uhhhhhh, I don't think so......

More like garden mulch.

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20 Jun 2013, 7:23 pm

you could use the mulch to make yourself a home, and live by yourself so no one bothers you.............please

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20 Jun 2013, 8:20 pm

She won't be bothered until you materialize to scare her off her stalk, anyway...

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20 Jun 2013, 9:55 pm

Your avatar has been drinking nonstop for days; even if she could post, in her state, she would still probably not be as rude as you!

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20 Jun 2013, 10:59 pm

If we get on The Price Is Right together, I'll be sure to bid a dollar over you in contestants' row.

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21 Jun 2013, 12:16 am

If we were on The Price is Right together, I'd let you win an ugly fireplace.

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21 Jun 2013, 8:28 am

ugly fireplace?
does it have a pic. of you on it?

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21 Jun 2013, 11:37 am

If I had a fireplace, ugly or not, I would toast marshmallows.

And not share with you.

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21 Jun 2013, 12:03 pm

your home is too small for the likes of me

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21 Jun 2013, 2:57 pm

I thought fire and brimstone would make you feel right at home. :?:

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21 Jun 2013, 3:20 pm

You fight like a dairy farmer.

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21 Jun 2013, 4:04 pm

Have you seen the biceps on those farm girls? They're the last people I'd want to tangle with... :wink: And what makes you so mysteriously highbrow anyway?

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22 Jun 2013, 1:09 am

That avatar looks like she just staggered out of a girls-only leather bar.

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