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13 Jan 2022, 3:05 pm

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13 Jan 2022, 3:05 pm

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Oh don't get em started on Tarts, i just love the taste of a good tart, cant get me enough. When I see one, I cant resist, I just want to touch it, grasp it, eat it. So tasty and delicious. It does seem to leave a mess though. It gets all sticky. Have to wash my fingers afterwards.

Really?
I like to put my tart on a place and use a spoon.

Maybe Australian tarts are different from English tarts. I like spoon too. But not with Tarts. English tarts come in many different colours, and if you give in to the temptation, it can get messy. No utensils involved. Its totally and grab and indulge affair. They are sugary things that drip all over your fingers.

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13 Jan 2022, 3:06 pm

Raleigh wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

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I like to put my tart on a place and use a spoon.

I eat cupcakes and muffins with a spoon too.

Stop being me ffs.

Aha.
Do you eat pizza with a knife and fork?

Are you from Chicago?

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13 Jan 2022, 3:11 pm

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Tom Baker is a God.

Still trying to work out if that was actually him in an episode of Toast of London.

Not him.

Quote:

"The Colonial Club" that Stephen Toast frequents is based on a famous Soho club called The Colony Room of which Tom Baker was a member.

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13 Jan 2022, 3:17 pm

True for both Man AND woman... it'it's true.

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13 Jan 2022, 3:20 pm

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I think utensils should be involved, otherwise they might feel alienated and instigate a grievance claim.

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13 Jan 2022, 3:21 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Do you eat pizza with a knife and fork?

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13 Jan 2022, 3:22 pm

I will never harden. I'm a soft, little Om Nom. :mrgreen:

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13 Jan 2022, 3:23 pm

Daughter: "I can't find my tea!"

Me: "Phone it .... "

Whoops

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13 Jan 2022, 3:27 pm

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Daughter: "I can't find my tea!"

Me: "Phone it .... "

Whoops

I have item finders ( things that your phone can locate ) that you can stick to anything, you could stick it to your cup, so not as whoops as you think. I am mostly phoning my car keys.

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13 Jan 2022, 3:29 pm

In Cockney London a tart is a.....okay, never mind.

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13 Jan 2022, 3:30 pm

Meanhwile somewhere in England: "Where have I put my bleedin tetley, i need a cuppa! come on love, I need a tea bag right now!"

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13 Jan 2022, 3:35 pm

Oh Pizza, yeah, depends, normally I'll use my hands, if it's a takeaway. If its frozen, I'll cut it up, with a knife and fork real good. And eat it, like that.

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13 Jan 2022, 4:43 pm

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13 Jan 2022, 4:49 pm

Those big funny lookin things. Do you swallow it whole? just stick it in ya gob?

Or do you take it a bit at a time....ya know, Bananas?

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13 Jan 2022, 4:57 pm

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