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IsabellaLinton
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25 Jan 2022, 12:36 am

Ohhh, I can send you a link for Tinnitus noises as well.
And add in some intense scents like maybe a rat's arse or perfume.
And then give them an acquired brain injury too!


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Senses Working Overtime - XTC


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25 Jan 2022, 12:46 am

Damn.
And I bathed last night.
I could have been the rats arse in the room.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:49 am

when i was young and full of stinky testosterone, i often had to bathe twice per day, thoroughly, to keep people from being skunked out by me. :oops:



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25 Jan 2022, 12:53 am

I had nightsweats for a couple of nights then forgot there was such a thing as bathing.
Like, gee, I stink
But can't put it together that bathing is the solution for that.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:01 am

i have a relative in that situation. i am diplomatic. in close quarters in Uncle Sam's Army it was brutally put to me that i needed to wash my goat-smellin' @$$ daily [their language towards me]. took me a while before the :idea: clicked on in me noggin that i like it when i smell nice and am nice and clean and grease-free and my hair is silky smooth down my back and not greazy and stringy. it makes me feel more human.



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25 Jan 2022, 1:09 am

I read that a lot of autistic people hate showering because of the sensory reasons, and a lot of ADHD people hate it because it's constant change or flux: dressed to not dressed, dry to wet, wet to soap, soap to shampoo, hot to cold, wet to dry, etc. It's a lot of overwhelm. Sometimes I wish there was a magic button for me to get my hair washed without all the fuss.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:21 am

I detest showering.
I would rather sit in a tub and flannel myself.
I'll tip my head forward to wash my hair under a tap or hose so I don't get the water on my body.
No soap.
I have a fragrance free, everything free organic shampoo
But I'll often just use water
I have dry skin so don't really get that greasy.
I don't often stink either
Believe it or not.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:24 am

^^you are fortunate to not often be skunky. even now in my old age i get ripe pretty quick-like, like more than 2 days past a good shower.



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25 Jan 2022, 1:27 am

That sounds really nice.
I'm sure you smell delish. 8)
I hate getting my hands wet.
I can't use soap either.
I get really dry skin after a shower.
I need to keep reapplying body cream for an hour to be comfortable.
I'm allergic to lanolin which is in most skin stuff.
I get migraines from anything scented.
It's a pain to find good, unscented products.
Baths are so much more fun.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:28 am

If you
er....
Flog the log
Or tango with a friend
You get sex armpits.
Very smelly.
True story.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:31 am

Yeah
Thanks for that tip with the Vaseline, Isa.
My body decided to be a bastard
And itch for days.
So much for soothing.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:32 am

I've been short on logs
I haven't recently flogged
so I don't smell like a bog
or a dirty warthog
but I'm hopeful that soon I can snog


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25 Jan 2022, 1:37 am

^ I'm all agog.


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25 Jan 2022, 1:38 am

ditto.



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25 Jan 2022, 1:43 am

The clock is ticking down
Soon, I'll wear my gown
Perhaps a long trench coat
As I cross that raging moat
And back in his arms I will drown


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25 Jan 2022, 2:20 am

There was a young lady of luck
Who in a long woollen coat did tuck
To trudge through the snow
Such a distance to go
To meet with her lover and

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