What weird aspirations do you have in life?

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Find out where my appetite ran off to, and get it back.

Weird ambitions, you say? Well, cleansing the world of the inhuman menace of clowns is probably my weirdest ambition, but that's not likely to happen any time soon

No, my weirdest achievable ambition is probably to own an iguana. I don't know why, because I don't have any real affinity to reptiles - but owning an iguana just appeals to me, somehow.

You like marine biology too?
I want to become a marine biologist and do my research and stuff in another country rather than my own, like Taiwan or something. Hence why I like language in conjunction with marine biology.

Also, I'd like to live with villagers for a period of time, maybe in somewhere like Cambodia or Nepal.

And last, I wish I could spend a day as a wolf. I know it's not possible, but still.

This is a little weird, but give a hug to the Hubble Space Telescope.
* bracing for cruel and unusual punishment from others *

*Breaths fire upon brainfre3ze and watches as he tumbles off a cliff*

There, that should tach you. XD

To find a cure for ignorance

@ShenLong: Yeah, I should've seen it coming...just kidding I did see it coming! *Besides I would melt first before I would fall down* " hint " BRAINFRE3ZE!

1. Run a center for the exploration of spirituality through the arts.

2. Host Washington State''s answer to Burning Man. (It will take place on a flotilla of rafts in Puget Sound, and it may well be called Drowning Man. )

3. Own at least one alpaca. And train it to carry my library books.

4. Experience zero gravity, preferably without throwing up.

5. Form an all-girl Nirvana tribute band.

These aren't weird aspirations but I don't hear them everyday:

I want to go to the congo to observe the apes there.
I want to be a primatologist so I can keep on going to the congo to do more research.
I want to go diving in a coral reef.
I want to go to new guinea to live with a tribe for a month.

I want to be "Weird Al" Yankovic's assistant/apprentice but I know I have no chance of ever meeting the great Al so I'm hoping for singing comedian Steve Goodie instead I also want to marry Miranda Cosgrove And I want to have my own show on Comedy Central making fun of religious TV called "The Church Of What's Up"
I have a very active imagination/rich fantasy life It 's a coping thing.

Seriously thou; I have no clue what I could realistically do. I mainly want to find a woman to love me & a job I can do fairly well & not be too stressed about but those things seem very unlikely at the moment

- to hit and kill a rabbit at the maximum lethal range of a .22 rimfire, about 1,500 meters, from an open sighted rifle

a feat worthy of godhood, really.

You should get one if you want one. There are actually a lot of adoptable iguanas at a lot of rescues, so you might want to consider adopting one(because so many people get them when they're little and don't take good care of them). As long as you can provide them with all of their needs, like a basking spot, UV lamp, and a very varied diet(these are *not* beginner lizards, unless you've done plenty of research), then i say go for it. Although, if you haven't already considered other large lizards.... Argentine Tegus are my favorite.

As for my weird aspirations.... I want to breed snakes.

I don't think my aspirations are really weird. I want to work for myself (i.e. not having to answer to anyone, and not having anyone answering to me), and I want a cabin and an awesome fishing boat in Wisconsin/Minnesota/UP Michigan.

Of course I have a few pipe dream random ambitions but I realize I'm not that skilled in those areas and probably have no future in pursuing them; generally I'm OK with that.

Another of my ambitions is to have a library just like the one in Beauty and the Beast. That library would hold TONS of books, and it's such a pretty room.