You know you live in ____ when..

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You know you live in London when you're offered weed by at least one random black guy within 5 minutes of walking down the street.

You know you live in Gold Coast when you see young sexy girls (occasionally old grannies...) walking on the street with bikini

You know you live in the world of movies when other people treat you like something out of a movie though, not in a good way..

You know you live in a time loop when you keep having the strangest sense of deja vu........

you know you live in hell when you can't feel any happiness

You know you live in Wonderland when...

1. There are drinks that make you shrink
2. There are foods that make you grow
3. Animals can talk
4. Cats can disappear
5. There is a place called Underland
6. Alice can slay the Jabberwocky

You know you live in New Bedford when they still talk about Mayor Rosemary Tierney.

(Their family is good friends with my family)

You know you live in a time loop when you keep having the strangest sense of deja vu........

You know you live in Schriever, Louisiana When you get sex-offender notifications in the mail every week & your 13year-old neighbor was running around with a 20year-old drug dealer & the cops refused to do anything
& my family thinks something is wrong with me because I'm single, am 27 & like pop-music. I'm single because I am NOT like that

You know you live in denial when you hire a rent boy to help you with your luggage on your European vacation.

You know you live in a state of cloudiness when, all sorts of things go missing around the house..

You know you live in Nebraska when everywhere is the middle of nowhere.

You know you live in Wales when placenames look as if they were devised by a cat that walked across a keyboard.

You also know you live in Wales when placenames are 17 syllables long on average.

Finally, you know you live in Wales if your town's name can only be accurately pronounced if one has 7 tongues and a mouth larger than two meters.

Me: How the hell do I pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

You know you live in Cambodia when the local Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit is filled with skulls rather than balls.

You know you live in Provincetown, Mass. if there seems to be a man dressed as a women on every street.

You know you live in Bhutan if the local people get around on flying dragons.

You know you live in Myanmar(Burma) if Big Brother is watching you.

You know you live in Belarus if everyone is a flesh-eating zombie.

You know you live in the Democratic Republic of The Congo if everyone and everything is on fire.

You know you live in Somalia if civilization resembles that found in the Mad Max series.

You know you live in Australia if the spiders are so big that they have their own health bars and dialogue sequences.

If everyone has a pair of functional fairy wings, you most likely live in Iceland.