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23 Oct 2011, 11:28 am

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I would like to be throw under a Tuna ship and have my pic on cans.


that does not compute.



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23 Oct 2011, 11:39 am

b9 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would like to be throw under a Tuna ship and have my pic on cans.


that does not compute.


Maybe he's saying that he would like to spend enternity as a Boo-na sandwich?



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23 Oct 2011, 11:42 am

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i would like to go to a recycling center. i would go through a threshing and shredding machine which breaks me up to small pieces


Kind of off-topic, but that made me think of that episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns starts a recycling center to make slurry out of dead sea animals ...



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23 Oct 2011, 11:53 am

b9 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would like to be throw under a Tuna ship and have my pic on cans.


that does not compute.


You need update, try iOS 5.



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23 Oct 2011, 11:54 am

Grisha wrote:
b9 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would like to be throw under a Tuna ship and have my pic on cans.


that does not compute.


Maybe he's saying that he would like to spend enternity as a Boo-na sandwich?


with mayo and lettuce.



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23 Oct 2011, 11:55 am

Grisha wrote:
b9 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would like to be throw under a Tuna ship and have my pic on cans.


that does not compute.


Maybe he's saying that he would like to spend enternity as a Boo-na sandwich?

that also makes no sense to me. i do not think you are trying to talk to me. i think you are using me as a sounding board.
if you had any understanding of how i am, then you would surely know that what you said would seem like gibberish to me.
you are smart enough to understand that i would not understand what you said, and yet you said it anyway.
good evening.



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23 Oct 2011, 12:11 pm

i had thought out a way to kill myself that also disposed of my body in a way not to be found likely for ever. I actually like that way of going quite well.



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23 Oct 2011, 12:14 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
b9 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I would like to be throw under a Tuna ship and have my pic on cans.


that does not compute.


You need update, try iOS 5.

i have rom cartridge inserts. i have no native operating system.
it does not matter that it does not compute.

i do not understand your frivolity.



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23 Oct 2011, 12:19 pm

I think probably cremation after the organ harvest thing, though I wouldn't mind being recycled in the food chain by having a lion or other animal feed on my corpse. Pretty soon people are going to be buried under high pressure to help replenish the fuel supply in some Orwellian future.



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23 Oct 2011, 12:42 pm

because i am not smart, i can not think of many ways to commit suicide.
the best idea i have come up with so far, is to bludgeon myself to death with a blunt instrument (while wearing latex gloves (so i do not leave any finger prints on the blunt instrument that could be used as evidence that i had used if to kill myself)).

if i was lucky, i may escape the charge of "suicide" due to lack of evidence, and then i would be free to remain dead.



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23 Oct 2011, 1:17 pm

:D



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23 Oct 2011, 1:28 pm

I couldn't care less what happens to my body after death. I did sign up to be a donor, though. I figured if it's any good once I'm done with it, someone else may as well benefit.

On a semi-related note... I find it quite strange that humans have a propensity towards stuffing their loved ones in coffins that get sealed not just in concrete, but the coffin itself is often turned into a pressure cooker. I've asked a few people why this is done, and the answer was "so the bugs don't eat grandma". Uh... so they'd rather cook her? :?


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23 Oct 2011, 1:59 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

On a semi-related note... I find it quite strange that humans have a propensity towards stuffing their loved ones in coffins that get sealed not just in concrete, but the coffin itself is often turned into a pressure cooker. I've asked a few people why this is done, and the answer was "so the bugs don't eat grandma". Uh... so they'd rather cook her? :?


I could never understand why embalming is so popular in the States. it's not at all popular in here. and it seems kinda mean to be chemically spoiling the meal for them poor bugs ;P


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23 Oct 2011, 2:00 pm

^ I blame Resident Evil.



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23 Oct 2011, 2:02 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
^ I blame Resident Evil.


damn gamers and their gamer references :lol: what you on about?


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23 Oct 2011, 2:02 pm

anna-banana wrote:
TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

On a semi-related note... I find it quite strange that humans have a propensity towards stuffing their loved ones in coffins that get sealed not just in concrete, but the coffin itself is often turned into a pressure cooker. I've asked a few people why this is done, and the answer was "so the bugs don't eat grandma". Uh... so they'd rather cook her? :?


I could never understand why embalming is so popular in the States. it's not at all popular in here. and it seems kinda mean to be chemically spoiling the meal for them poor bugs ;P


Yeah, I never got that either. It's automatic here unless stated otherwise, which I find quite sad. It's one of the reasons coffins are put in concrete... so the embalmed body doesn't contaminate the ground.

Seems like a lot of work for very silly reasons to me.


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