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This one is slightly devious:

Dear,

This Is Our Last Notice To You.

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary
to the total sum of US$12,500, 000.00 Dollars in the intent of the
deceased (name now withheld since this is our second letter to you).

We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and
therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance since
there is no written will. Our legal services aim to provide our
private clients with a complete service. We are happy to prepare
Wills, set-up and administer Trusts, carry out the Administration Of
Estates and prepare and administer Powers Of Attorney.
All the papers will be processed in your acceptance.

In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax
numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents

at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of
money in your favour.

Yours faithfully,
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To: Mrknhln2000@yahoo.com
Subject: Welcome to ZOMG Aspies Forums
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Date: Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:36:09 -0600

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Thanks, Soph

Hah... you got the same thing...

I did not ask for this email.. or this account...

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Thanks, Soph

need to eat spammers!! !!
i always get a message which is trying to but me in virus...it says atencion now is a chance to get your dick bigger...and then adders which gives u virus

all this dick spam is getting on my nerves....

I DONT USE MY DICK FOR SEX... ALL I USE IT FOR IS PEEING... CANT YOU GET THE F*CKING POINT... IM ASEXUAL... SO F*CK OFF AND ADVERTISE TO SOMEONE ELSE...

why cant they advertise straps or powerchairs... or soemthing thats better targeted...

i gree whith u 100%

Now, if they offered a 2,000 piece Lego set, I might be interested.

nah... they need to offer me something really cool... like free straps

I think that the fact that I don't make a big deal out of what gender I am goes a long way to protect me from some of those ads. But as it is, I can look in the spam folder on any given day and find 20 or more new spams . . . then again, I've had that email since undergrad, so you know . . .

Spam is 96% of all email traffic. And as far as types of spam..

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