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strange in mhy mind i thought it was strange that it started as a sarcastic thing (i think) and turned into a real thing... not who or what it was about

You know what's strange? The fact that I actually spent two minutes researching how much money the Emperor's New Groove made. I didn't think I would be doing that when I woke up today.

.... you actually looked it up.... oh well i prolly would have too if it meant winning an argument

I nominate hale_bopp as most often misunderstood

And I nominate werbert as best's basher.

I have a little Native American in me, but that's because I murdered, cooked, and ate a Cherokee m***et for dinner.

I nominate myself for that one.

i nominate mrmark as most likely to change avatar... again.

LOL...just caught this...

After spending over an hour bi*ching at my "vintage" (cranky) riding mower this evening while trying to get it to start...I think I qualify for the....Aspie most likely branded as "that crazy lady next door" from my neighbors award.

"Bob...she's out there talking to that mower again...do you think we should move?"

OK, after reviewing the nominations and the categories submitted, I've put together the preliminary ballot for the 2006 Aspies. I should stress that these are not the winners, just the nominees. Nominating is still open.

Person Most Likely to Meet The Wizard of Oz
1. Waterdogs

Most creative
1. whiteskunk

Most likely to die prematurely
1. hyper_alien
2. subatai baadur

Most huggable
1. CockneyRebel

Most best nickname
1. sociable hermit

Best avatar
1. hale bopp
2. whiteskunk

Relentless Pursuit of Truth in the Face of Flak
1. hale bopp

Outstanding achievement
1. alex

Leadership by example/maintaining a positive attitude in the face of adversity
1. SeaBright

Donkey Hotay Award
1. Quatermass

most likely to to bring the return of the routemaster busses
1. CockneyRebel

Most likely to bring on the apocalypse
1. werbert

Biggest Ego
1. superfantastic
2. werbert

Most likely to zone out
1. whiteskunk
2. DirtDawg
3. werbert

Strangest teenager
1. tinky
2. subatai baadur

Sexiest Aspie
1. beenthere

Most likely to have a meltdown
1. whiteskunk

Most likely to smell bad
1. whiteskunk

Most likely to steal a bus
1. CockneyRebel

Best sarcastic wit
1. subatai baadur
2. werbert

Most misunderstood
1. hale bopp
2. MrMark

Best Basher
1. werbert

Most likely to change avatar
1. MrMark

Best crazy lady from next door
1. beenthere

Most like Doctor Who
1. Quatermass

Most likely to be irritated by Jehovah's Witnesses
1. Everyone who has ever met a Jehovah's Witness
2. whiteskunk

Most Likely to Pull a Random Pop Culture Reference Out Of His Ass
1. subatai baadur
2. werbert

Best introductions to posts/chats
1. subatai baadur

Most irritated by kids, small animals, and imbeciles
1. Quatermass
2. subatai baadur
3. werbert

Most likely to annoy werbert by being an a-hole extraordinaire
1. Scrapheap

Most likely to be murdered by a Jehovah's Witness
1. whiteskunk

Most annoying
1. whiteskunk
2. Dej
3. Scrapheap

Longest signature
1. hyper alien

Funniest
1. whiteskunk
2. TheMachine1
3. donkey
4. Raph522
5. subatai baadur
6. werbert

Activist of the Year
1. whiteskunk

Most likely to own a Norwegian Krag
1. Corcovado

Politest Person WINNER - larsenjw92286

Most tragic member award
1. Hyper_alien.
2. Hyperion.
3. Ladakh (posthumously?)
4. SeaBright
5. Foible

Last edited by werbert on 17 Sep 2006, 6:48 pm, edited 8 times in total.

I guess we shouldn't add any "Best poster"-type categories, as that could facilitate the creation of a social hierarchy, and we sure don't want that.

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Last edited by whiteskunk on 17 Sep 2006, 10:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Whiteskunk, you were really irritating from September 9 to September 15. Too many posts.

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Last edited by whiteskunk on 17 Sep 2006, 10:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I thought you resembled a white skunk, or an Animaniac.

One, it's Don Qui-xo-te. That's how you spell it.

Two, I'd like to nominate myself for the "Most like the Doctor" award. Maintaining this degree of eccentricity with proper intellectuality and a sense of justice (and I wouldn't mind a regeneration or twelve) takes a lot of psychological effort.

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Last edited by whiteskunk on 17 Sep 2006, 10:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.