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30 Sep 2006, 9:18 pm

The Advent Children lyrics are better, but the original had much better music.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:20 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

The Advent Children lyrics are better, but the original had much better music.

You mean, the original, when it is actually orchestrated....

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30 Sep 2006, 9:22 pm

I see now that BBQ sauce is dangerous and I should have destroyed it long ago. It's time for you to finally die!

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30 Sep 2006, 9:23 pm

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30 Sep 2006, 9:25 pm

I will feed you Garlic until you die from the rat poison I put in it. :twisted:

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30 Sep 2006, 9:26 pm

But remember, miladdo, before you kill me, the words of Sakaguchi...

"And lo, an adversary may have many forms, and they must changeth forms, when they are smited, so they may be a pain in the arse to their killers."

Just a warning.

Daleks, keep him off me, the condiment doomsayer is nearly ready....

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30 Sep 2006, 9:35 pm

Clone puppets, keep Daleks off me, the condiment doomsayer is neary ready for destrucion.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:51 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Clone puppets, keep Daleks off me, the condiment doomsayer is neary ready for destrucion.

Glmmpph!! !

Mmmphh!! !! Mmmmphh!! !

(Quatermass goes red in the face, then purple, then finally swallows the doomsayer. It helps to have a dimenisonally transcendental digestive tract)

Aah, ahh, ahh...

Now, you will have to kill me to get to it. And remember, that is what can be called in common parlance, a "bad idea".

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30 Sep 2006, 9:53 pm

you people have it all wrong, ranch is the ultimate condiment.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:54 pm

tinky wrote:

you people have it all wrong, ranch is the ultimate condiment.

Ranch???

WTF is ranch???

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30 Sep 2006, 9:56 pm

I use the Jenova cells I hid inside the device and manipulate it, making leave your body in a very painful way without killing you. It is now under my control.

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30 Sep 2006, 9:57 pm

Quatermass wrote:

tinky wrote:

you people have it all wrong, ranch is the ultimate condiment.

Ranch???

WTF is ranch???

Oh, the ranch dressing gods will have your head for this!

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30 Sep 2006, 10:11 pm

werbert wrote:

I think a few people here think that, just because it's the weekend, they could skip their medication.

The only meds we need is the juice of our lord Garlic! People if you taking powerfull drugs to control the voice in you head flush them down with a tall glass of Garlic juice!

verse 234

" if a man shall lie with Mustard he shall die with mustard"

verse 678

" In the end the beast shall coat his followers lips with his mark, the mark of yellow
lips"

Garlic Bless America

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30 Sep 2006, 10:12 pm

Yellow is an evil color.

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30 Sep 2006, 10:16 pm

Yes prase the Lord Garlic Brother One-Winged-Angel.

As Brother Louis Fara-garlic ounce said

"Garlic will kill those yellow devils"

Garlic Bless America

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30 Sep 2006, 10:24 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

I use the Jenova cells I hid inside the device and manipulate it, making leave your body in a very painful way without killing you. It is now under my control.

Voice control: "Activate doomsayer!"

(Sound of the death of all creation)

Oh bugger, it only wiped out the ranch condiments, and the machine is ruined!

Damn you!! !

But I've got a back-up plan....

Daleks, stop going after Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo, and shoot Sephiroth, dammit! Eservor, self destruct!

BOOM!

He'll get out of that, but Eservor and the Daleks will buy me enough time for my other plan. This is going to the dark-side for me, but I need to.

Oi, Wasabi cultists, get over here!

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