Wrong Planet has taken a cruise ship and...

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By the way, I forgot to apologize in advance. I'm sure it was the weight of my gigantic ego that caused the ship to founder.

Actually, I don't know if the ship's crew mentioned this, but in the event of an emergency, my ego can be used as a flotation device.











For the enitre population of China.

I think he may have also gained some weight after Viagra WEAPON. Maybe a piece broke off in him. Better go check.

A piece did break off. Wait, that broke off inside one of my friends. Werbert has some kind of heavy gas in his lungs. Looks like my dad did fart on him.

The Lord of Farting shall perish, but in his doom he shall fart a fart of farting fart lovers. So sayeth the wise Burrito.

Alaundo's prophecy changed to describe my dad instead of Bhaal.

I would probably end up organising everybody. Since I am absolutely hopeless at building things, I would delegate that. While others are working on that, I would scout out food and medicial supplies just in case. I can see Themachine one and me crossing paths on a biology meets chemistry issue, though.

I'd sleep of my sadness & misery of being deserted.

I would be the one who makes sures that everyone is ok and try and deal with the situlation.

id end up going primitive, getting people to join my 'tribe' and start manafacturing spears and wooden shields until we could find a decent metal supply and have sufficient ability to work said metal, and with my hyperorganisational mind like it is, i'd end up creating my own mini-empire and declare war on all those who trespassed its borders. These preperations would be needed so that after everyone else had gone feral and destroyed themselves due to the lack of food and civilisation, we would be in control. Once the island was safe, i'd step down from my position and set up a socialist government ruled by a council of about 6-12 equally powerful members including myself.

on a side note, all members of this council must be garlicists. I think that makes it a theocratic & autocratic & Oligarchal socialist state?

as soon as jeeves the monkey finishes building the tree house i will begin to make clothes from from leaves and random animals i find. Seeing that my clothes reek of garlic and...shrimp...fettucini...I will then form a tribe and seek out who brought shrimp fettucini on the boat. *rubs ash on face/cheeks* All i need to do is find someone with bread sticks and salad. They should be laughing for no reason.