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16 Apr 2012, 2:24 pm

Use the pretty white towels to wipe doggie drool off of the floor.

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16 Apr 2012, 2:26 pm

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:x What kind of butt hole decides to put a bathroom right by the kitchen?! WTF! Might as well stick a second open potty by the hot tub, while they're at it.

If you live in a small apartment, like I do, all the rooms are next to each other. Luckily, they're all pretty soundproof.

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16 Apr 2012, 2:27 pm

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16 Apr 2012, 2:29 pm

Make pomegranate carvings of Mussolini.

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16 Apr 2012, 2:31 pm

LiendaBalla wrote:

:x What kind of butt hole decides to put a bathroom right by the kitchen?! WTF! Might as well stick a second open potty by the hot tub, while they're at it.

I think that at least from what I've seen in the US in many one bathroom apartments and flats the bathroom is off of or near the kitchen. Maybe it's more convenient for running the water pipes through. My bathroom is off my kitchen.

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16 Apr 2012, 2:37 pm

puddingmouse wrote:

LiendaBalla wrote:

:x What kind of butt hole decides to put a bathroom right by the kitchen?! WTF! Might as well stick a second open potty by the hot tub, while they're at it.

If you live in a small apartment, like I do, all the rooms are next to each other. Luckily, they're all pretty soundproof.

I mean if the door was right there, it just wouldn't be right to me. I live in one to. Not a tiny one, but not a big one either. Mum's bathroom at least has two walls and two doors. I also have to use candles and a trash bag, because the toilet were placed right by the bathtub, and not opposite the room. Can't wait to move out.

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16 Apr 2012, 2:38 pm

Guess, I'll leave now.

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16 Apr 2012, 2:42 pm

i woudn't put the cat in the washing machine, even if it did smell.

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16 Apr 2012, 5:52 pm

clean their house - no matter how well intentioned it's just creepy and they will throw a spaz at you.

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16 Apr 2012, 5:55 pm

Worry bats.

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16 Apr 2012, 5:55 pm

Help yourself to some rest by taking a nap in their bed.

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17 Apr 2012, 2:14 am

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Fart and try to cover the smell by turning on the radio at a high volume

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18 Apr 2012, 7:27 pm

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Vigilans wrote:

Fart and try to cover the smell by turning on the radio at a high volume

hmm....intriguing...

open up every book they own and sniff them. so many interesting smells.

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21 Apr 2012, 5:43 am

a true story- when my late father was a lot younger, he was quite into the sauce, and one time he got so sozzled that he wandered out of the house, and wearing just his BVDs and t-shirt walked into our neighbor's house into their kitchen where the neighbors and their friends were seated at a table playing a game of pinocle, and he blindly grabbed handfuls of snackfood out of a bowl on their table and ate it, and the neighbors were so dumbfounded at this that they sat back with mouths agape, and just wordlessly pointed at him in astonishment, before he wandered back out. so this would be a good example of what not to do at somebody else's house.

at least there were no snooping ducks watching the neighbors and my erstwhile father, just my disgusted mother.

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21 Apr 2012, 6:04 am

Try to give someone who is asleep a haircut, no matter how badly they need one...

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