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Logicalmom
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07 Jan 2013, 1:11 am

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07 Jan 2013, 1:36 pm

Hey, skin--tighten up! You're not even 50 years old yet! :?


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07 Jan 2013, 3:32 pm

Oh torso, how your asymmetry vexes me... Why are you so much more muscular on the left side than you are on the right side and why is your clavicle much higher on the left side? I use both sides equally, so your decision to grow in such an irregular fashion is quite irksome and shows signs of prejudice on your part.



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27 Jan 2013, 10:37 am

To my brain:

Will you shut up and let me sleep?



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27 Jan 2013, 10:43 am

Stop being so dry already!


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27 Jan 2013, 2:37 pm

Stop it! I'm becoming anemic!



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27 Jan 2013, 7:25 pm

Stop keeping me in pain all the time!



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27 Jan 2013, 8:10 pm

Dear left hand,

I hope you really aren't broken.

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27 Jan 2013, 8:11 pm

Dear ankles:
It's so nice not having one or both of you sprained.