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tinky
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27 Nov 2006, 11:05 pm

a tub made out of lard and filled with grease


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27 Nov 2006, 11:07 pm

uncle Vinnie wrote:
give tinky a kiss from me


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27 Nov 2006, 11:18 pm

bazza is part of the uncle vinny conspiracy! 8O *throws shoe at bazza* *runs off*


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27 Nov 2006, 11:43 pm

Thanks for the shoe. Can I have the left one too? :D


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27 Nov 2006, 11:50 pm

well, then it wouldn't be a bad gift would it?


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27 Nov 2006, 11:51 pm

A nose ring



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28 Nov 2006, 12:06 am

An angry-looking Routemaster.


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28 Nov 2006, 12:11 am

A red and green bikini.



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28 Nov 2006, 12:14 am

My old compaq 7470 (circa 2000)


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28 Nov 2006, 12:16 am

Thanks

You can have choose between Commodore 64 and my Wang


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28 Nov 2006, 12:16 am

a sliver



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28 Nov 2006, 12:32 am

a sock


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28 Nov 2006, 12:40 am

a plastic spoon I found in a trashcan this morning



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28 Nov 2006, 12:44 am

a make-your-own Mr. Hankey kit



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28 Nov 2006, 2:19 am

Plastic spoon? Mr Hankey? Together? 8O

I send you a hairless troll doll.


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28 Nov 2006, 6:16 am

One of those self esteem destroying anti women fashion magazines.