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25 May 2010, 11:49 pm

Some from Voltaire

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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.


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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.


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God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


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Illusion is the first of all pleasures.


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The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.


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26 May 2010, 7:02 am

The grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence.


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26 May 2010, 10:20 pm

pretty much anything alistair says i can't think of anything right now though.

and a few of my own

"i am my worst critic"

"always kept simple"

"darkness is free but existence is earned"

the last one completely refers to xemnas.

the other two i've used as motto's for the logo of most of my videos [i sometimes forget to add it to my videos]

"dounts make the world go round"


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27 May 2010, 6:53 am

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27 May 2010, 7:10 am

The ones in my signature.

I also like, "I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter" and "don't steal - the government hate the competition" :lol:



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27 May 2010, 7:16 am

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27 May 2010, 11:11 am

something that i got from my memory with no names attached:
man: if you were my wife, i would poison your coffee!!
woman: if you were my husband i would gladly drink it.



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27 May 2010, 2:41 pm

b9 wrote:
something that i got from my memory with no names attached:
man: if you were my wife, i would poison your coffee!!
woman: if you were my husband i would gladly drink it.


Generally attributed to Lady Astor and Churchhill (except she was the poisoner and he the willing consumer).

"I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgable family." --Geoffrey in The Lion in Winter by James Goldman.


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29 May 2010, 9:01 pm

'Belle, it's about time you got your head out of those books, and paid attention to more important things. Like me. The whole town's talking about it. It's not right for a woman to read'

I so think of my parents when Gaston says that. Only my parents want me to pay attention to social life or something, not Gaston.


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30 May 2010, 4:57 pm

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"War doesn't prove who's right, but who's left."



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30 May 2010, 5:22 pm

jeweetwelwie wrote:
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"War doesn't prove who's right, but who's left."


I just remembered a good one. Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do (in a way)


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30 May 2010, 5:32 pm

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"There's nothing worse than the human race... except the fRench."
~Mark Twain


Haha!

I liek this one, just because it's a bit funny.

"Death solves all problems. No man, no problem."
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31 May 2010, 5:38 am

"I used to care, but now I take a pill for that"

"If I can't be a good example I'll just have to be a horrible warning"

"Do unto others then run like hell"



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02 Jun 2010, 4:27 am

"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant,
and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these
teachers." -Kahlil Gibran, mystic, poet and artist (1883-1931)



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02 Jun 2010, 6:00 am

YOU ARE EITHER WITH US OR YOU ARE WITH THE TERRORISTS

George Bush's famous Orwellian statement shortly before he launched an attack on a country that had;
- Never attacked America
- Never threatened to attack America

Some people call THAT terrorism


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02 Jun 2010, 6:12 am

"It is not enough to be busy; so are the ants.
What are you busy about?"
Henry David Thoreau

(I substituted 'busy' for 'industrious') :oops:

and yet.. what are we busy about... industry?
I think not.
and what are we industrious about?
Business?

That's another fail

I would suggest that the true busyness of the human race is to nurture our children
That is all


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