What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

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14 Feb 2007, 10:57 pm

My God, I've forgot to have children!

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15 Feb 2007, 3:33 pm

Has this one been tried?

Don't get a divorced, just find a woman who hates you and buy her a huose.

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15 Feb 2007, 5:20 pm

"Don't Ram Me, I Have A Corpse In The Back."

I made that one up.

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15 Feb 2007, 7:27 pm

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"Show Ferrets on board."

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13 Jan 2009, 2:49 am

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13 Jan 2009, 10:14 am

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13 Jan 2009, 1:33 pm

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13 Jan 2009, 3:58 pm

As a surreal change to all those "Baby onboard" stickers I saw one that said "Baby in boot"

(A boot is a "Trunk" to you Americans).

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13 Jan 2009, 4:02 pm

Silly Boys, Trucks are for Girls!

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13 Jan 2009, 9:54 pm

My friend has this on the back of her Volvo 840 SG...

"Sure, you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian." (as in Native American, not native of India.)

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13 Jan 2009, 9:59 pm

Bush-Cheney 2000/2004

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13 Jan 2009, 10:11 pm

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13 Jan 2009, 11:01 pm

Join the dark side, we have cookies.

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14 Jan 2009, 12:28 am

someone told me this was, but I'm not sure.

It is caffeine that sets my mind in motion. It is from the juice of the bean that my thoughts acquire speed, my hands begin to shake, the shakes become a warning.

Liked it so much, I made a poster of it. If I could figure out how to make this forum's threads accept pictures, I'd put it up for you...

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14 Jan 2009, 12:40 am

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14 Jan 2009, 8:29 pm

These as far as I know does not exist (I made them up), but it would be awesome if they did...

If you watch Code Geass, you'll get the references, lol

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