Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but you fall off the camel, breaking your neck and dying.

i wish for super powers

Granted, but everyone takes advantage of you and your new powers

I wish to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

Granted, but the gold is balanced rather precariously, falls on you, crushing your chest. You suffocate and die.

granted but you are attacked and killed by rabid leprechauns

i wish i had wings.

Granted, but like Icarus, they malfunction. You fall out of the sky, and have several monents to reflect on your foolish wish, before you hit the ground and suffer a broken spine, six fractured ribs, a broken pelvis, seven compound fractures in your legs, and multiple internal bleeds... then you die.

Granted, but it is a soft-top with holes in it.

I wish that life was a video game.

Granted, but you are level 1 and all your enemies are level [number omitted due to undisplayable amount of digits].

I wish i could teleport at will.

granted but you teleport into a wall and die

i wish i had aa glass of unpoisoned milk

Granted, but it's unpasturized, you contract mad cow disease and die.

I wish i had Cloud's motorcycle and all of Cloud's swords...

I wish I had a Colt Gold Cup .45

granted.. it missfires and you get seriously injured... (you know you really shouldn't play with those things)

i wish i had something fun to do.

Fine, but it's on the other side of the country.

I'd like five pints of bitter, please. Paid for by you.

Granted, but it only lasts for a day, then you get totally bored.

I wish all aspies could find their niche.