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AlexandertheSolitary
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01 Mar 2007, 9:39 pm

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ahayes wrote:

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The High Dragun mostly disintegrates from the EON blast.

Hmmm. Guess you were more of a piece of crap, than a dragun.

Snaps fingers, summons hellhound

Now you can be a piece of doggie crap.

Hellhound ravenously tears into the High Dragun's remains.

This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.

You had 5 minutes, give or take. You don't give others any response. So futue te ipsum, amice!

Anyway, I could call your attack on poor Black Mage dishonourable. Because it was a total destruction move, whereas you still exist, even as hellhound s**t. So like it, or lump it.

So you know Latin? Something about ".... yourself, friend!"

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01 Mar 2007, 9:40 pm

And why is the grammar so bad in all the declarations of conquest?

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01 Mar 2007, 9:49 pm

Inventor wrote:

UNTIED STATES defines my personality.

Which states of being are united in you?

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01 Mar 2007, 9:50 pm

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I can see up to five seconds into the future by phasing my optic nerve into a dimension that is identical to our own but its time is offset by from our own by five seconds. Though I can conserve quite a bit of energy by only looking three seconds ahead.

Using this power combined with my other abilities I can avoid your scud missiles easily.

Great ability! Can you phase other neurons?

Logically, if he phases his optical nerve five seconds into the future, then, every time he movesm he wrenches his eyeball out of his socket. And that also means that his brain still recieves info from the optical nerve from the present moment.

The optic nerve is only partially existing in the other universe, just long enough to grab a few photons from the future.

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01 Mar 2007, 9:59 pm

AlexandertheSolitary wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

ahayes wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.

So you know Latin? Something about ".... yourself, friend!"

It means performing a function which is generally anatomically impossible, but despite the illogic of the phrase, it is a popular one in the English vernacular.

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01 Mar 2007, 10:25 pm

Quatermass wrote:

AlexandertheSolitary wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

ahayes wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.

So you know Latin? Something about ".... yourself, friend!"

It means performing a function which is generally anatomically impossible, but despite the illogic of the phrase, it is a popular one in the English vernacular.

I thought it might be an expletive.

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02 Mar 2007, 6:10 pm

AlexandertheSolitary wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

AlexandertheSolitary wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

ahayes wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

This is a dishonourable attack. I wasn't given the opportunity to respond.

So you know Latin? Something about ".... yourself, friend!"

It means performing a function which is generally anatomically impossible, but despite the illogic of the phrase, it is a popular one in the English vernacular.

I thought it might be an expletive.

It probably is.

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02 Mar 2007, 6:11 pm

AlexandertheSolitary wrote:

Roxas_XIII wrote:

*Roxas looks disdainfully at the mindless mass murder occuring around him, then summons two swords, and by focusing his ki energy, runs around the Wrong Planet at the speed of light, slicing everyone in this thread in half as he passes.*

Roxas: Wow. That was fun.

*Sits cross legged and begins to meditate*

Cool language. So your mass murder was mindful?

No. That's why it's funny.

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02 Mar 2007, 6:45 pm

ahayes wrote:

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*enters an ascended fury and obliterates ahayes from existence, blasting himself into another dimension, drained of power*

Ascension is what? Eight orders of magnitude more powerful than a human? I am 80 orders of magnitude more powerful! You're no match!

I am not just very strong of will and mind, but I can draw and handle a certain amount of warp energy at one moment, and therefore I am 100 times more powerful, if not more. Mere exposure to the contents of my mind is enough to kill any sane human.

Oh dear, looks like ahayes is greatly weakened, but still in existence.

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02 Mar 2007, 6:51 pm

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*enters an ascended fury and obliterates ahayes from existence, blasting himself into another dimension, drained of power*

Ascension is what? Eight orders of magnitude more powerful than a human? I am 80 orders of magnitude more powerful! You're no match!

I am human^80, not human*100, there is a big difference. That's what order of magnitude means.

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02 Mar 2007, 7:09 pm

That is what I meant.

*Sends loads of Marines, Knights, some Templars(Psychic Soldiers), Mages, and a Sorcerer to destroy ahayes*

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02 Mar 2007, 7:54 pm

*Gets up and makes another batch of popcorn*

It is no longer interesting to watch these mere mortals boast about their fight with their puny weapons and powers. I grow bored. I may create a new universe that is less boring. *yawn*

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03 Mar 2007, 11:29 am

*Walks back and forth with a huge sword* Where is ahayes?

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03 Mar 2007, 11:46 am

*Joins Anubis with huge gun*

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03 Mar 2007, 11:51 am

Anubis wrote:

*Walks back and forth with a huge sword* Where is ahayes?

My minion ahayes will show up when and if I so desire puny mortal.

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03 Mar 2007, 12:05 pm

So cliche, but yet, so awesome and traditional! Classic! Watch this:
http://www.pwned.nl/ayb/
You won't be dissappointed!

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