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AlexandertheSolitary
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22 Mar 2007, 8:59 pm

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Did I miss something in The Matrix Revolutions but isn't Morpheus still alive?

It was Neo and Trinity who took a dirt nap with the worms.

Speaking of which, I would marry Trinity as long as she wore that tight black outfit.

Or maybe Kate Beckensale ditto on the tight black outfit.

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The dead reference was with regard to Byron; Morpheus was specifically the living "second best" she was prepared to settle for failing a visit by TARDIS to Byron. Actually probably a better person than Byron (not necessarily a better poet, but I have not heard Morpheus' poems - the Matrix character, not the dream god, son of Hypnos/Somnus/Sleep, nephew of Thanatos/Mors/Orcus/Death, and brother of Phantastes or whatever his name was - he was almost certainly a better poet than Byron). If fiction is included, real characters from other times can probably be allowed to visit, presumably not technically necrophilia if you marry them living. Paradoxes may emerge if the date of their last marriage is after the date of their death however. This probably violates the laws of time, but even the Time Lords seem to pay scant regard to them these days (or rather those days; the date of their downfall in the Time War is unclear).

Who would I marry, given the choice? Let me ponder this for a moment or nine hundred.


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22 Mar 2007, 9:00 pm

LOL Raph522! Kilik is so hot. XD



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22 Mar 2007, 9:01 pm

I marry Lance from Pokemon.



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22 Mar 2007, 9:13 pm

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LOL Raph522! Kilik is so hot. XD
yes he is :D :D :D


AND HE IS MINE!! !! ! :evil: :lol:


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22 Mar 2007, 9:16 pm

I don't want him! I have Lance now! :lol:



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22 Mar 2007, 9:20 pm

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LANCE!! ! :D



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22 Mar 2007, 9:23 pm

XD


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22 Mar 2007, 9:25 pm

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My bad, I guess you were referring to the poet Byron who is definetly dead. He brings new meaning to the term "BONER" :lol:

Didn't you see "Weekend at Bernies" when that girl had sex with Bernie and said the sex was 'Never Better!"

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AlexandertheSolitary Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:59 am Post subject:

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crazedchef wrote:
Hello,

Did I miss something in The Matrix Revolutions but isn't Morpheus still alive?

It was Neo and Trinity who took a dirt nap with the worms.

Speaking of which, I would marry Trinity as long as she wore that tight black outfit.

Or maybe Kate Beckensale ditto on the tight black outfit.

crazedchef


The dead reference was with regard to Byron; Morpheus was specifically the living "second best" she was prepared to settle for failing a visit by TARDIS to Byron. Actually probably a better person than Byron (not necessarily a better poet, but I have not heard Morpheus' poems - the Matrix character, not the dream god, son of Hypnos/Somnus/Sleep, nephew of Thanatos/Mors/Orcus/Death, and brother of Phantastes or whatever his name was - he was almost certainly a better poet than Byron). If fiction is included, real characters from other times can probably be allowed to visit, presumably not technically necrophilia if you marry them living. Paradoxes may emerge if the date of their last marriage is after the date of their death however. This probably violates the laws of time, but even the Time Lords seem to pay scant regard to them these days (or rather those days; the date of their downfall in the Time War is unclear).

Who would I marry, given the choice? Let me ponder this for a moment or nine hundred.



I had already caught my mistake two post don

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22 Mar 2007, 9:25 pm

Can I marry a girl? If so, I marry Shirona! XD

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22 Mar 2007, 9:27 pm

only in Massachusetts



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22 Mar 2007, 9:33 pm

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:
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I marry that girl who I like who doesnt know I exist :P


Thou hast taken the words right out of thine mouth Aspie_for_the_Lord.

I probably used thine incorrectly in the above sentence but in case it's incorrect usage, the word is:my.


Mine. "Thine" is "yours" specifically when addressing someone in a familiar context. "Thou" and "thee" were also familiar (originally second person singular, while the erstwhile plural "ye" and "you" became a formal second person pronoun which could be singular or plural. Ironically, as the familiar form became obsolete, it became the more formal because of association with religious ritual. Many European languages retain the distinction between familiar and formal; this is also true of some other languages. Some languages retain separate singular and plural second person pronouns

The difference between "thou" and "thee" is that between subject and object (compare first-person singular "I" and "me" third person feminine singular "she" and "her", third person masculine singular "he" and him", first person plural "we" and "us" and third person common (not really neuter, but not specifically feminine or masculine) plural they and them.

Curiously "ye" and "you" seem to reverse this, with the former subjective/nominative and the latter objective/accusative. Modern you scarcely declines at all other than genitive your/yours. It having identical nominative and accusative forms is consistent with the behaviour of neuter gender pronouns, nouns and adjectives in Greek in Latin. However only our pronouns retain much of this declension (sigh....)


My, this is off topic of me. I also can relate to AspiefortheLord's post; though my beloved is more than aware of my existence, she is not aware of my emotions, and this is probably as well. I can not possibly marry her within the confines of the real world. I take vows of poverty chastity and obedience (in this hypothetical world - technically this does not answer Unknown's original question; on an earlier post I expressed an interest in marrying Nyssa of Traken in an improbable series of fantasy speculations. Arwen would also be nice. However I do not wish to be polygynous following the speculative polyandry of some posters here. But it's all in light-hearted fun... or IS it?) If she was not celibate maybe Hildegard of Bingen. If not twice married maybe Eleanor of Aquitaine (oh dear, dead people again!) though Eleanor scares me like the Empress Theodora (also taken) I used to like Sapphie/Saffron from AF. And PC Cass Rickman from the Bill though unlike the others named here she was unbelievably foolish. But this is all nonsense. Sorry, that while directed at myself, may be overly harsh in its reflection upon the other comments. Please disregard this letter, unless you find it interesting.


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22 Mar 2007, 10:52 pm

I marry Legolas again. For our aniversery.



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22 Mar 2007, 10:55 pm

I marry someone who can make me un-depressed. XD



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23 Mar 2007, 1:54 am

I will marry Ewan McGregor or Hugh Laurie. Maybe I'll marry both of them...and Kiefer Sutherlan...and Daniel Craig. Oh...too many to choose from!


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23 Mar 2007, 2:11 am

I'd marry Ashe, but Anubis already has. T_T



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23 Mar 2007, 2:13 am

I will marry anyone who could accept me as I am, and who, like me, loves to escape into fantasy, loves nature and walks by the water at night, who loves contact, but only sometimes and who still has some small part of themselves that is untainted by cynicism regarding romance.


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