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01 May 2018, 1:01 pm
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01 May 2018, 2:37 pm
magz wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Lost_dragon wrote:
Perhaps the Prince drank half of the water, and an optimist, a pessimist and a scientist argued over it.
"It's half full" claimed the optimist.
"No, the glass is half empty" a pessimist argued.
"Well Actually, the glass is always full" stated the scientist.
"Dammit just drink the water, who cares if it's half empty or full or whatever? You guys make the worst guests. Now get out of my house" sighed a person who had been quietly watching them squabble.
"It's half full" claimed the optimist.
"No, the glass is half empty" a pessimist argued.
"Well Actually, the glass is always full" stated the scientist.
"Dammit just drink the water, who cares if it's half empty or full or whatever? You guys make the worst guests. Now get out of my house" sighed a person who had been quietly watching them squabble.
Don't forget about the engineer guest who would say "why is that glass twice as big as it needs to be?".
The pessimist sees long, dark tunnel.
The optimist sees a light far at the end of it.
The realist sees an approaching train.
The machinist sees three idiots on his tracks.
PS. They all die. It's no fun.
02 May 2018, 6:14 pm
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